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The Adventures of Perfect Virus

A friend of mine is has a band called 'Perfect Virus'. He's a stoner and works security in a hospital. Hilarity ensues.

by El_Phen
9-15-05
If I had Super Powers I'd definitely have a stretchy body...you know...make up for "Short comings." Not that I've got any.
I'd like to be able to somehow REPEL James, maybe the ability to become a donkey to disguise myself.
Heat rays that come from my hands. Mainly so I'm not fumbling for matches near to the crosses and leave evidence for the authorities.
More nipples, and another ass. Oh, and the ability to hypnotise donkeys.
Anything that increases my already formiddable "Man worrying/crotch grabbing" ability.
What do you mean 'Like to have?'

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