The Adventures of Perfect Virus

A friend of mine is has a band called 'Perfect Virus'. He's a stoner and works security in a hospital. Hilarity ensues.

Adventures of Perfect Virus: Part 50 - Life of a Groupie

by El_Phen
3-24-06

Just to give you an idea about what my day is like...Average Call #1


	Look, I want a job and I know your job better than YOU so listen to my self important, arrogant demands which will no doubt leave you insane with rage as you speak.

Average Call #2


	Hello, Job Centre Plus, how can I help?


	I want job. I no speak English and say random words at various points during converstion. I make repeat every word and spell out everything while I'm at it. Oh I get annoyed when not you know what say

Average Call #3


	Hello, Job Centre Plus, how can I help?


	Give me the number for a company/benefit enquiry that you have ABSOLUTELY no knowledge of despite being called Job Seekers Direct and not Yellow Fucking Pages where the information I actually need is.

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