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The Adventures of Perfect Virus

A friend of mine is has a band called 'Perfect Virus'. He's a stoner and works security in a hospital. Hilarity ensues.

by El_Phen
5-06-06
Dave is in a bar, need I go on?
Hello Dave from Perfect Virus, I couldn't help but notice that, since you're still alive, that you are, in fact, NOT a perfect Virus as surely a Perfect Virus would have killed you and spread by now.
Dude, its just a band name. Get over it.
I cannot accede to that request as it is physically impossible for me to 'get over' the name of your band as it is merely a collection of spoken syllables and not a physical structure.
Dude, go away, I'm gonna go back stage, smoke some weed, get high, and try to forget you exist.
Again, I must point out that you cannot 'get high' by 'smoking weed'. No amount of illicit drug inhilation will alter your current position in relation to the Earth's surface.
Maybe not, but your mother went through the roof when I fucked her last night.

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