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I'm cool
No....I'm cool.
No, no...you see, I'm really cool.
?
Did you just turn into a clown?
No.

 

I'm running away donney. I just can't take it anymore.
Durrrrrrrr
Donney, are you listening to me?
Durrrrrrrrr
Fine, mabye I'll just lay some eggs.
Durrrrrrrrr

 

What's this?....Jonny is leaving me??!!
errbrrbreerrAppleSauce brrererrrrr...
No...how can this be? We were had such a good relationship....
errbrrbreerrAppleSauce brrererrrrr...
Fine take some appl sauce, but it ewon't make Jonny come back.
Hey thanks man. You're Cool.

 

Howdy Partners.
Go away Fag.
we-he-hell aren't we in a bad mood today. So, you been watchin' the rodeo lately?
Now that there wasn't verry nice.

 

Where is she....
hmm....
There you are! Prepare to die!!
ooh?

 

Whoa, I'm sorry!
What?
I just punched you in the face!
I don't think you did....
Yeah. Yeah I did.
Why did you do that?!

 

Aharr, ye dirty scalliwag! I'm more punk than ye!
The South shall rise!
Arrr....The war be over matey.
The war will not be over untill the South is victorious!
... ... Cheeseburger?
Hey, sure.

 

... ...
Wazzaaaaap?!
That's not cool.
aw.
Faggot.

 

Hey man...knock, Knock..
Oh, oh...we used to play this when I was a kid. Umm..ok, lets see...umm...ok,who's there?....
WLAHH!!
heh heh heh...
.......

 

...What are you doing?
shh!...I'm hiding..
???

 

zzzz...zzzzzz....zzzz
YOU CHOPPED MY FUCKING ARMS OFF!!
I'm sorry...
No, I'm not going to forgive you Herald! This is the third in one month!

 

Excuse me sir...how do you spell cabbage?
Did you see anybody pass by here...possibly with a knife.
hm-m...nope.

 

I don't know about this Jake....a beer bottle?
C'mon Rodger....be a man.
ok....
Stop sing-ow-singing!!
hm..hm...Hey Micky you're so fine, you're so fi- ... ... ... sorry.

 

Ho ho ho!
Waadju call me bitch?!
..I didn-

 

Are you santy clause?
no.
Then where is he?

 

...
Yoooou suuuuck!
no, no man I-I was just playin'.

 

...and I learned all these funny phrases on earth!
Oh really, like what?
Wazzaaaaap?!
... Ahaha ... ha ... that's really gay.
Aww.
Faggot.

 

HI!
Wazzaaaaap?!
HAHAHAHA!
It wasn't that funny...
THAT'S SO FUNNY!
Faggot.

 

...
...
Ask him just ask him...
Bapaskoo.
So, I've heard that you can still run around after your head's been cu- ....Oh sorry man, I thought you were someone else.

 

I don't like being a cowboy...*Sniff*...
C'mon man you wanna fight?!
....
Yeah, gonna run away now aren'cha?
No, I don't want to fight you, all I said was that I ha-
OW! MOTHER FUCKER!

 

We're wearing Rugby Shirts!
We're cool.
We can Asian Dance!
We're cool.
I'm incredibly gay.

 

He he. I'm Brittany Spears, and I kick ass!
Bring it on whore...
uhh...what was I supposed to do again? Oh yeah...um...this leg up? and then..
He he. I win!
What the hell did you do?!

 

Hi I'm Karyn.
Why hello Karyn.
Karyn dances very Mexican-like in a circle.
I can Mexican dance. See?
Well Karyn, that was very disturbing. You're going to hell.
???

 

Gretta...
My name isn't Gretta.
Um...yeeah.
So Gretta, some guy said I had a mullet, and it's gay. Do you think i have a mullet?

 

Those must not have been edible stick on tattoos...
I like to work out. A whole lot!
Beep ....... beep ...... beep .. beep . beep beepbeepbeeeeeeeeeep ..... ....
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HOOPITY! HOPITY! HOP! HOP!
Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe in. Breathe iiiiiiin.
You're so adorable.

 

"YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! .................. come the the Rock Show tomorrow! 5:00 PM"
"You're fucking gay..." What?! Why would somebody put that on a flyer?!
That's horrib- Oh hey, a Rock Show....

 

Wazzaaaaap?!
Wazzaaaaap?!
...
...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WE'RE SO FUNNY!!!!
Faggot.

 

Excuse me..
Umm..hello?
Listen to me, bitch!
AHHHHHHHH!

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