ElectricDaquari's comics : stripcreator

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Yo dude, Wazzup?


	Witty response... Witty response...


	Witty response... Witty response...

Moral: Don't hurt yourself.


	Whatta nut!

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part II

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	You ain't rep'esentin', you ain't "keepin' it reee-al'."


	heh heh heh


	...heh...


	Okay, that got old fast.


	It's true... it's true...

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part III

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!


	Who, indeed........

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part IV

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	...so then, finally I thought to myself: "Maybe I really do deserve a break today!"


	um....


	It says, "Dear Comic-type guy, get new material, that comerical is too old for anyone to remember it."


	I didn't write that.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part V

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	"The sun will always shine, the birds will always sing, wherever there's fun, there's always the real thing."


	Coca-Cola, you dope!


	I knew that! I did!

We are the Products of Cast Consumerism, part VI

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	WAZZZUP!?


	WAZZZUP!?


	WAZZZUP!?


	WAZZZUP!?


	We are the products of vast consumerism.


	yup.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part VII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	What's wrong?


	I don't know what's 'in' anymore! I'm going to kill myself!


	No.


	Arn't you going to stop me?

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part VIII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Q'nest tu padre?


	It means, "Who's your daddy?"


	I know, Vato.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part IX

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."


	I go now.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part X

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	"Dear Comic-type Guy, Why do you constantly use jingles and such that are so old? I half expect you to mention the Macarena in your next strip!"

Cue the cheesy Macarena music!


	Don't even start.


	He's on to me...

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XI

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Where's your car, dude?


	Dude, where's my car?


	Where's your car, dude?


	Dude, where's my car?


	Uh, that movie really stunk, you know.


	Dude, where's the jokes?

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Hmm....


	WAZZUP!?


	What would I do for a Klondike bar?

We are Products of Vast Consumerism, part XIII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	You know, I was thinking about making a joke refrencing "Revolutionary Girl Utena."


	Are you stupid? Anime may be coming into pop culture, but it has nothing to do with Consumerism in America.


	*sigh*


	Beware evil bug thing before I send you to the next dimension!

We are Products of Vast Consumerism, part XIV

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Zesty!


	Zesty!


	Zesty!


	Zesty!


	Okay, this is just like the "Wazzup!?" joke!


	Not zesty...

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XV

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Yo Quiero Taco Bell!


	Okay, okay. No more Taco Bell jokes.


	I ate that dog.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XVI

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Okay, one of us is getting kicked off the strip. It's either you, me, or the bug.


	Hmmm....


	The bug!!


	The bug!!


	I demand a recount!

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XVII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	I video taped every episode of "Survivor!"


	Didn't you also tape the entire O.J. Simpson trial?


	yeah...


	I wonder how much the bug would charge to murder this guy?


	What?

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XVIII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Dear Comic-type guy, The O.J. Simpson Trial? That's older than the Macarena!


	The bug wrote that script!


	Liar!

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XIX

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Bug, we've decided that you are the most out of date in terms of popular culture refrences.


	I pity da' foo' dat talk to me like dat!


	See what I mean? You're quoting the A-team now!


	Did I hurt you? My bad.


	Medic!

We are Products of Vast Consumerism, part XX

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	What's that?


	Your mom!


	Do you know the meaning of Consumerism?


	Bite me.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XXI

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Who does Number 2 work for?


	*heh*


	Damnit!


	That is so old now.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XXII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Zesty!


	*heh*


	Damnit!


	I go now.

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XXIII

by ElectricDaquari
1-21-01


	Hey baby! Me love you long time!


	C'mon! Who's your dady, honey?


	I didn't say anything.


	Don't...

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XXIV

by ElectricDaquari
1-29-01

Super Bowl Sunday!


	WAZZUP?!


	Okay, and I thought _we_ had run that into the ground...


	WAZZUP?!

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XXV

by ElectricDaquari
1-29-01


	Coke or Pepsi?


	Coke!


	Burger King or McDonalds?


	McDonalds!

Hey, I needed the cash!


	Gap or Old Navy?


	Old Navy!

We are the Products of Vast Consumerism, part XXVI

by ElectricDaquari
1-29-01

Pointless Web Comic or Gap Commercial? You decide...

Let's try this again - 1

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	Hey, welcome to TacoBurger. Can I take your order?


	Sure.


	Um...?


	Yeah?


	Arrg!


	Heh.

Let's try this again - 2

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	Okay, so what do you want to order?


	Uh... give me a large.


	. . .


	Heh.


	A LARGE WHAT?!


	Surprise me.

Let's try this again - 3

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	Please, it's been a long day.


	Okay, okay. I'm gone.


	Arrg!


	Chill, dude.

Let's try this again - 4

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	Um... so are you going to take my oder?


	Yes!


	Thanks. All I needed to know.

Let's try this again - 5

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	So, ever since Tony got the job at TacoBurger, I've been trying to come up with as many ways to annoy him.


	You still work at that costume shop, right?


	Oh, yeah...


	Ole!

Let's try this again - 6

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	Adamsk, please leave.


	Hey, I just want something that doesn't taste funny, is that so wrong?


	Actually, it's the bad jokes and the fact that you're going to get me fired.


	Oh no, then you wouldn't be working fastfood anymore.


	And then I'll have plenty of time to crash in while you're working.


	Exit, stage left. Stage right even.

Let's try this again - 7

by ElectricDaquari
5-12-03


	Yo, Ezikiel.


	Hey, Israfel.


	Just killed a rabid sewer rat and he dropped armor worth 300 creds.


	So then, you've gotten enough to pay me back the loan I gave you when you started.


	Yeah, maybe if you turn your ass around and give me the ten bucks you owe me.

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