Faulty Logic by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 Why did we jump out of an airplane without parachutes again? Because jumping out of airplanes is fun. WHEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEE!
The music critic by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 Shut up. ...I'm Henry the eighth I am Henry the Eighth I am I am... *sigh* ...I got married to the widow next door she's been married seven times before... Like I said...shut up.
"they" by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 "They've" found the creator of these comic strips. Your comics are sick and tasteless! I've never been so insulted in my life! ... You should be banned, you should be shot, I'm right and you're wrong...do you smell smoke? ... AAAARRRRGGGGHHH! This is my world, what I say, goes.
Naughty as all hell... by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 How you doing down there? *MRRMPH* Great! *Nibble* Mmm tasty! *Lick*
Yup I am going to Hell by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 Hey, J Man what's up? Nothing much just hanging around. Wanna go hit the arcade? Sorry bud I can't. I'm tied up at the moment.
The "Net" by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 Welcome. ...time passes You've got mail! ...even more time passes God, I have no life. No shit sherlock.
Sucky Comics by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 Your comics suck. Oh yeah? Let me see. Okay. Damn...they do suck. See? I told you.
Cthulhu? by Emperor_Anarchy5-27-01 I am Cthulhu eater of worlds and devourer of souls! Bow before me and you shall be spared! Fred, take off that mask. Awww! You always ruin my fun. Damn skippy.
Establishing my place in Hell by Emperor_Anarchy5-28-01 How could I have been so stupid? All this time they were telling the truth. They were right, I was wrong. It was in my face all this time. I was too stupid to notice or even care. They told me so many times but I didn't believe them. I CAN see my house from here!
EverCrack by Emperor_Anarchy5-29-01 Wow, a new game called Everquest. I gotta try it. I'll do my homework later. Years later... Oops, I missed college. Ah well, I'll go offline right after I level... Decades later... Woo hoo! I rule! Hey, I wonder if anyone answered my online personal ad...I'm sure the chicks will love an EverQuest guy like me. *Ding* Welcome to level three.
An old joke... by Emperor_Anarchy6-10-01 Oh no! He better not say it...He can't be that corny. If he does, I will kick his ass. He won't say it...that joke is so old and overused. He knows better. Oh please God don't let him say it... Pull my finger... DIE!!!