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by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
ONE DAY IN A CLASSROOM FAR FAR AWAY...
WOOHOO IM ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING IM GOING TO REGRET
IF YOU GET HURT DONT BLAME ME FOR IT
THERE WERE TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT BRIGHT
OUCH %@$*!
WHAT DID I SAY I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
IM SOOO SORRY THIS WASNT MENT TO END LIKE THIS

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
THREE MONTHS LATER
OMG IT TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH
YEAH SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT THERES ABOUT 4 BILLION PEOPLE DIEING EACH SECOND SO YOU HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN BUDDY
WOULD YOU JUST HURRY UP WITH IT PLEASE
OH RIGHT

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
IN HELL
WOW IF THIS IS HELL I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET TO HEAVEN
YEAH ITS ALRIGHT NOT A PLACE I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND ETERNITY
WHAT INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GET TO THE TOILET
WELL I BETTER BE GOING NOW HAVE FUN
POOF
WAIT....

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
WELL I BETTER BE GOING NOW I THINK ITS A LONG WAY TO HEAVEN
WHAT!!!!
OH %*@$
YOU WILL NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE!!!

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
OH OOO IM IN TROUBLE
YOU ARE COMING WITH ME
SOMEWHERE IN HELL
THIS IS WAR SON
WHAT WITH WHO?

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
WITH THE HAIRBLOBS OF HELL
WHO ARE THEY?
THEY ARE THE EVIL PEOPLE IN HELL
WHAT? I THOUGHT ALL HELL WAS EVIL
YES WELL THATS TRUE WERE ALL PRETTY EVIL BUT THESE GUYS ARE MORE EVIL THAN US
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BATTLE GROUND THE HAIRBLOBS ARE DEVISING A PLAN
MUHAHAHA WE ARE SO EVIL ITS EVIL
YES WE ARE EVIL BUT WE NEED A PLAN!
WELL I SAY WE SEND OUR TOP AGENT INTO BATTLE AND SEE IF HE CAN SORT THIS ALL OUT
YES SARG I WILL GET HIM OUT THERE STRAIGHT AWAY
LATER IN THE BATTLE FEILD
HI
HEY

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
YUP
SOO
YOU WANNA BUY SOME DRUGS
NO THANKS DRUGS ARE EVIL
SAY YOU WOULDNT BE FROM HAIRBLOBS WOULD YOU?

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
$@%* SHE CAN SEE THROUGH MY DISGUISE
HII YA
BANG

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
OK SO YOU KNOW THE PLAN NOW
YES I WILL BE BACK IN ABOUT 20 MINS
ON THE OTHER SIDE
WELCOME BACK DID THE PLAN GO AS PLANED
HEY ITS ME DUGI IN DISGUISE
AH SARG IT DIDNT WORK

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
2 HOURS LATER
HEY HEY HEY DID IT WORK?
YES IT APPEARS IT DID
OK COMMENCE PLAN A
RIGHT I SHALL PRESS THE BUTTON
WHOOO HOOO DIE YOU EVIL HAIRBLOBS
WHOOO HOO YAY

 

by Epsomarogers
9-23-09
THE ESTABLISHMENT WAS LEFT IN RUINS
WE REALLY DID IT
YES WE DID
THE HAIRBLOBS WERE BEAT
NOOOO OUR FOUNDATIONS ARE IN RUNINS
YES WE GOT BEATEN OK BOYS LETS GO HOME
OWWW IT WAS FUN CYA BOB
YES IT WAS OK CYA BILL

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
WOO HOO WE WON
YES WE WON CAN WE GO HOME NOW
WHAT NOW... IM TRYING TO GET TO HEAVEN

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
OK BUT BEFORE YOU GO INTO HEAVEN WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU
WHATS THAT

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
THIS IS A HAUNTED HOUSE AND MY MASTER HAS ASSIGNED ME TO FIX IT UP MAKE IT MORE SCARY
RIGHT RIGHT OK I GOT IT LETS GET SCARY
2 DAYS LATER
WOW THIS ZOMBIE WALL REALLY KICKS THINGS OFF
YES IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
OH AND I LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS WALL SIMPLY FANTASTIC
WELL YES IM QUITE AN ARTEST YOU KNOW

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
YOU HAVE REALLY OUT DONE YOUR SELF HERE THIS IS MY FAVORITE ROOM
THANKS
OUTSIDE...
WELL I LOVE THIS PLACE I LOVE IT SOO MUCH THAT YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN WITHOUT CROSSING THE BORDERS
WHAT THERES A BORDER
YES THERE IS A BORDER BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL SO THEY DONT GET MIXED UP
WOW I NEVER KNEW

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
WERE NEALY THERE SEE THAT MOUNTAIN OVER THERE
YES
THATS WHERE THE BORDER IS
OH OK

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
DONT WORRY JUST ONE MORE FRAME
ITS A LONG WAY
IN GODS HOUSE...
WELL HERE WE ARE THIS IS GODS HOUSE
WOW THANKS DUDE
WELL CYA I BETTER BE GOING CYA
THANKS VERY MUCH IM SOO GLAD IM HERE THANKS AGAIN CYA

 

by Epsomarogers
10-12-09
10 MINUETS LATER
GOD WILL BE WITH YOU IN JUST A MOMENT THANKS FOR WAITING
OK NO PROBLEM
1 MOMENT LATER
HEY DOOD IM GOD PEACE OUT
WHAT THE HELL YOUR NOT GOD WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

 

AND SO THE DAY WAS THE ADVENTURE HAS FINISHED DUGI HAS FOUND THE LIGHT AND GOD (FAT THING HE IS)
HAHA I TRICKED YOU IM NOT A HIPPY I AM GOD MY RULE HERE IS HAVE FUN AND EAT ANYTHING YOU WONT BUT NOT TOO MUCH OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE ME HAHAHOHOHO *COUGH* *COUGH*
SWEEEEEET WOOO WHOO I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!!! PEACE OUT YAL
by Epsomarogers, 10-12-09

 

by Epsomarogers
6-19-10
Holy s@#% someone save me god help me
Yum
Please spare my life I have a fat cousin I could show you where he lives?
Oh my goodness you can talk
Ha old people
Hellllllllp!!!!!
I guess I need so new hearing aids

 

by Epsomarogers
6-20-10
One day
Beep beep wake up to more fm radio with beats from Alaska
Ok what's the time 9:00 shi* I'm late for work I'm defenility not sleeping in tommorow
The next day
Beep beep wake up to more fm radio with beats from Alaska
Oh fuc* shit motherfuc*er

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