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by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Who's that guy?
Hmm... I told myself I wouldn't puss out.
. . .
So... ah... hey babe, sup? Ever seen a 12 inch cock?
Alright... well keep your eyes opened.

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Aw... how lovely those two kids are so cute.
Sup female? Mind if I ass you something?

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Oh my word... what am I going to do?
Hey female! Mind if I ass you something?
Excuse me?
Just wondering if you're into doods with dicks?
Ok, keep it real!

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
So you haven't had much luck, eh?
Nope.
And... you expect me to give a shit because?
I got money?
No way dood! My sister is way too young.
Fine hater!

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
I go to school here.
So... come here often?
You're a very large man.
Forget it.

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Look... I'm really glad you could make it.
No one seems to believe I have a 12 inch cock.
Who the hell is he talking to?
Some one is staring at us again, aren't they?

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Pssst! Hey mister, how about a blow job for five dollars?
Ok, but I only have a twenty. And no scrapping your damn tooth on me this time.

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Are you my daddy?
Funny... A female asked me the same thing while in bed last night.
Oh who am I kidding I feel so empty.

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Are you tired of not being able to find the right girl?
Ah... no just getting their attention.
Tired of all the constant premature ejaculations when you do end up getting the girl?
I SAID! Are you tired of every time you do get the girl of your dreams you preform premature ejaculations?
Hey, you have no right to judge me!

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Ah.. welcome to my humble labatory.
So you... can ah.. "Super Size"?
Excuse me?
*Ahem* Make dicks big?
Oh, I plan to do much more than that after I put you to sleep.
Are you licensed?

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
So then the girl tells me, she might call me back.
I'm thinking I might finally get my chance to score, so I decide to start washing my single pair of underware every day incase she should happen to call.
You're right, it's been six months, I can stop washing my underwear & telling the story.

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Cool, yo.
Sup baby? Is that a roll of quaters in your pocket?
Or are you just... a f***ing GUY!?! *Ahem* Sorry.
15 feet off the trail again?

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Ok... I got one question for you Britny.
Spears, Queen of the seven seas and nine universes.
Ok, Britny Spears, Queen of the seven seas and nine universes. Are the breast real?
And... can I touch'em just once?

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Look officer.. it's not like it seems. Birtny simply mistaked me for her plastic surgeon.
No shit?
I am Pretty Woman!
Does a bear poop in the forest?
Do you wish to have sex with me?

 

by EvilHerman
2-12-01
Comming up next, a story about a man that has no job, cannot get any women, is just an all around looser.
See how he strugles to "mac" on various women, only resulting to get'n head from the same damn single tooth hoe.
I hate you.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
So you wish for my secret love potion #9, eh?
Or what ever you got in stock.
Can you deposit some sperm into this cup in that room over there?
What the...
Look i've got a massive order for tommorrow, and I'm short.
Alright, but make that three cups... lack of women have made me a pro.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
Alright... three cups... no problem.
Hello father! I'm a collection of all your lost sperm.
What the!?!?
Look you son of a bitch... I flushed you out of my life once, and I can sure as hell do it again!

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
So you don't love me father?
You ought to be some girl's pearl necklace, not haunting me! I'm sorry I couldn't have done better for you.
Is everything ok in there?
Yeah just fine.
So... now what?
Jump inside this cup, and prepare to meet some of your brothers and sisters.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
... so then I finally got this love potion #9. I think i'm ready to try my luck again. What do you think?
Imaginary folk piss me off.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
Crap... it's that one guy again.
Sup babe? What's pop'n tonight?
What the hell is that incredible stench?
Hah! I know what you're thinking. How can I resist such a charming and charismatic guy like myself.
Ok... My place or yours?

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
Megan is a total slut.
Knock-Knock!
Ah... don't leave! Please wait to here what I have to say.
Totally agree Angie.
Ok.. I can wait untill you're finished. I'll just chill here.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
. . .
Sup babe? You look a bit down... seems like you could use some good love'n from a pimp like me.?
Get lost!
I was... untill I descovered you.
Cheese it... What do you want? My phone number?
Only if you got a phone you can lend me.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
So... if it's true, let's see you 12 inch cock.
Ok, but he is kind of shy some times.
Stand up, and say hello to this girl.
Figures you would puss out. All guys like to claim they have huge dicks, then when the girl is ready to see it. Where is the damn thing at?
Yeah well... you have small boobs, April.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
Hey stud? You sure smell good.
I bet you got some mad endurance in bed.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
Argh, matte! I'm Barny the Great Ass Pirate of the North! I've come to bury my treasure!
*Sniff-Sniff* Ah, you are the one of my dreams. A guy... but still so irresistible.
Aight you hater... I have some one here to represent! Your love potion #9 is bunk!
I am Pretty Woman! You will sex with my knife!

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
This is pretty dope. I got my own phat crib. But think about all the stuff I gotta move over here. My TV, I guess that's pretty much it.
Who the hell are you?
Damn... so let's see now... I got a true sperm child, and now a pile of walking shit.
Mick-Pop! Peace Holmes.

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
... so sound pretty cool you finally moved out of your mother's house.
Yeah, i'm gonna start buying beer, and staying up late and shit. It's gonna be pimp.
Ewww... I can hardly contain myself, I might have to stop by with a few of my stallions.
Ok, but warn the ladies ahead of time, about shit man, and sperm boy.
. . .

 

by EvilHerman
2-13-01
So, this one asshole was trying to rush me out of his place. So, I hung on as long as I could, clinging onto his hair, and then splashing water onto him in the end!
Hah-hah-hah! You're so nutty.
Thanks! Typically people, tell me how corny I am.
What a shitty life.
I know... I feel so water logged some times.

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