So then the girl tells me, she might call me back.
I'm thinking I might finally get my chance to score, so I decide to start washing my single pair of underware every day incase she should happen to call.
You're right, it's been six months, I can stop washing my underwear & telling the story.
So, this one asshole was trying to rush me out of his place. So, I hung on as long as I could, clinging onto his hair, and then splashing water onto him in the end!