Go ahead, read my crap...I don't read yours. by EvilInYourHome6-23-03 Tony's Comedy Shack So, how's those Iraqis, huh? I hear their prostitutes are great! A little foreign love won't hurt anybody. You suck! I'll admit it, I love mixing sex with the taboo. You probably fucked your cat! I better stop bringing her, this has to stop.
Spreading the love. by EvilInYourHome6-23-03 Evil lurks everywhere. ::squeak squeak:: Aww, how cute! A fuzzy little squirrel! I'm gonna bring it home and love it 'til it's death! ::squeak:: I'm gonna share it with all my friends. ::squeak:: One piece at a time...
This comic sucks. by EvilInYourHome6-24-03 So, Gerald, we're in hell. Happy? Hell yeah! We get to do whatever we want! Think about it, man! Everything that's fun is a sin! Sex, stealing, setting fires, you and I can do it all! I don't think you can't set fires here. Look around you. See anything that's not already on fire? ....you're not on fire.
Day at the Movie by EvilInYourHome6-24-03 We find the gang watching a movie on their new Home Theater system. After my dad died....I couldn't go on living... I vowed to avenge his death, and I thought about him every minute, to this day. I hate stupid think-aloud dialogues. I don't wanna watch this scene. Hey Tobor, push the fast-forward button...no, put that penis away! After a raunchy sex scene... I do believe that was the best head I ever recieved. Hah! You weren't thinking about your dad now, huh? .....right? IN THIS LIFE, WHO KNOWS? I better run back to the streets. Little Sara might be wondering where I wandered off...