All comics by EvilNinja

 

Gotta Catch 'Em All! by EvilNinja 5-10-01
The rarest Pokemon of all.....Dildo I AM NOT A POKEMON! FUCK OFF! HA HA! YOU WILL BE MINE! HA HA!	Bobby's new "RoboCosmoTron" Pokemon He is SO mine! Dear God...I'm fucked...	And now...two little girls that can't speak English...

 

A-X Comics No. 1 by EvilNinja 5-10-01
Behind the scenes of Abyss-X.... Dude, just post. Miza can't write for shit... My God...WHERE is his other eye?!	Enter Miza.... Stop fucking around and post decent! I wish he knew I can't even speak...	Two nobodies are hired to compensate for Miza... Who the fuck are you!?! Where do I go to do this whole "posting" thing?

 

A-X Comics No.2 by EvilNinja 5-11-01
Time to get to the XTR3AME! (flashback sequence intiating..) We need some good porn on this site.... We need posters first, you worthless dickhole!	FAT ASS HOMELESS PAT ARRIVES! MUHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD BYE XTR3AME!!!	And so...XTR3AME is being rebuilt brick by brick... Jesus Christ! Did he SIT on this site!? I don't know...the big fat tub of shit probably collapsed from a heart attack right onto it.

 

A-X Comics No. 3 by EvilNinja 5-12-01
The brainstorming of ideas... We NEED something good for the site! Fire Miza!	They ponder for hours... That won't work.... You sure?	Finally...they come to a realization.... Bah...I got nothing! How about you? ...nada...

 

A-X Comics No. 4 by EvilNinja 5-12-01
Zero awakes to a sound outside A-X Towers.... The fuck was that?!	He makes his way to the window... Note to self: don't mix vodka and gasoline ever again.....ugh...	He sees a bum banging on the doors....his name is Garou..... HEY! LET ME IN! I WANNA POST!!!

 

A-X Comics No. 5 by EvilNinja 5-13-01
A typical staff meeting... As most of you know...there were some problems last night.....	What happened? I was sorta passed out after that whole watertower margarita... Miza went and pissed all over the floor! Couldn't you smell it?!	AWW GOD DAMN IT! He's doing it again! Ahhhh yeah....that hits the spot....

 

A-X Comics No. 6 by EvilNinja 5-15-01
The death of Linkin Park! Yup...this is where they died just a few short hours ago... How'd that happen anyways?	Well...a motorist just went insane and crashed head on going 80 miles per hour. Holy shit!	Back at A-X Towers.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT WILL WE DO?!

 

A-X Comics No. 7 by EvilNinja 5-16-01
Transmogrification.... Like I was saying...there was no reason for him to e-mail me.. You're beginning to piss me off...I'm gonna change you into a human.	You can do that? Hell yeah!	TO BE CONTINUED?! Whoa...this is freaky! Shut up and get some fucking eyes!

 

A-X Comics No. 8 by EvilNinja 5-17-01
The brightest minds of A-X come together to find ways to get more hits for the site..... Me=Ratings Hey! Snap out of it! We need to think up some ideas!	Look at them deep in thought....scary isn't it? ................................ ................................	And then...Shane has an idea.... And porno is still an option? Gay porn, yes.

 

A-X Comics No. 9 by EvilNinja 5-18-01
The never-ending battle of wits...right in the middle of hell... I hate you. I hate you.	I wish you'd die. I wish you'd die.	Ok...so it ends.... Ok, I've got nothing. Me neither.

 

A-X Comics No. 10 - The End by EvilNinja 5-28-01
Abyss-X moves to a new server... We gotta hurry and move all this shit... Yeah....yeah....	So...where're we moving to? You'll see....	What will happen to Abyss-X?! WHO THE FUCK PICKED HELL?! ..............................

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