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by EvilTKat
10-17-02
Hey, you know how I'm Jesus?
Yeah...
Uh...
Fuck you.

 

by EvilTKat
10-17-02
Hello lowly Bobby. I'm here to send you to hell, where you will face eternal damnation and endless pain.
Hey, what's that over there?
Where?
...Goddammit.

 

by EvilTKat
10-17-02
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to-
I have kitty!
That's great, but I just need-
I LOOOVE kitty!
Why me...
...Kitty poops on me. I like it.

 

by EvilTKat
10-18-02
Man, I can't WAIT to party tonight! Hey, you know any good parties going on?
I wouldn't know. I don't drink.
Yeah, you just smoke pot and do drugs. Is that supposed to make you better than me?
Uh......yes?

 

by EvilTKat
10-18-02
Oh man, this laced drink you gave me is making me freak out!!!
You mean the one I just gave you?
Yeah, I'm totally freakin' out! I don't even know where I am or what's going on! You look all funny! I'm gonna eat all these fruit pies and shit!
Yeah, that was just water.
Oh.
Fucking retard...

 

by EvilTKat
10-18-02
Man, I haven't seen you forever! Remember all the great times we used to have?
Do I ever? Hey, remember that time I pooped in you coffee and you drank it? You had shit all in your teeth and went over and talked to that girl? Then she slapped you in the face! That was great!
Wait, what?
You made me eat your shit?
So, I gotta get going. Why don't you call me sometime or something?

 

by EvilTKat
11-10-02
Why the hell are all these comics popping up all of the sudden that are in different languages and shit? Can you believe this?
I'm all for global and racial equality, but this is an ENGLISH site. Use English or fuck off. I wouldn't go on a French site and start babbling in English. It's confusing and pisses people off.
Qué?
Fuck you.

 

by EvilTKat
11-10-02
Do people actually find humor in grossly mispelled comics that make no fucking sense?
I R l33t! Where R teh muffins, fuker?
Ahh! WHere R my hands? I have no the payshyence for cows!
Here's a hint guys: they're not funny. They're just annoying and stupid. Learn the concept of continuity and try again later.
I wil defend the crOwn! THe crow is my. Macy thinks she is so cool.
FUck that hatRs. Wuz it good 4 you to?
And why are there so many blank default panels? Do people forget to finish their comic, or are they really that stupid?
Wait, why are WE here? And where is the background?
Don't worry about it. The dumb fuck doesn't know how to finish a comic.

 

by EvilTKat
11-11-02
So what did you do today?
I'll give you a hint. It starts with "Jack," and ends in "shit."
Let me guess, you jacked off your roomate until he covered your chest in shit?
....
...yes.

 

by EvilTKat
11-19-02
It's been a while since my fourth comic, and I felt that I had to add a comment to it. I've gotten to know people here a lot better, and I feel bad about what the message suggests.
I do not find them bad people or losers because they do drugs. Things like that don't make your personality. They are truly some of the best people I've ever met. This made me realize I misjudged them
Yo, Holland! It's your turn to hit the pipe, dude!
You didn't hear that...

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