Potemkin Village

Loosely based on things said or done by me, people I know, or voices in my head.

Pick Up the Change

by Externalization
9-19-04


	That concert I wanted to see is coming up. I'd better order my tickets soon.


	It's at a Clear Channel venue, so you'll have to deal with Ticketmaster. You know what that means, right?


	Yeah. $85 for a seat close enough to see the band, $12 convenience charge, $6 processing fee, and $15 for the ticket to be delivered to me.


	All of that's doubled if you manage to find a date, of course.


	I'll need gas money to drive to the stadium where I'll have to pay $25 to park and be overcharged for drinks.


	I wish I were a rich investment banker so I could afford to see Wilco, too.

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