Your Vote Counts

To demonstrate how Newcastle Brown Ale is never bitter, I'm here talking to some Democrats two months after the election.

It still doesn't make sense. Kerry was leading by double digits in nationwide exit polls.

See? Now this is bitter!

Wally O'Dell promised to give Ohio to Dubya before unveiling the Diebold voting machine, which conveniently leaves no paper trail.

Unlike democracy, Newcastle Brown Ale will never leave you bitter.

When I said "vote or die," I thought it was understood that I meant "vote against Bushitler or die!"