and so I said, "For god's sake Jenkins, do you honestly think that mandatory drug screenings apply to contractors? It's the holidays my good man, be merry!"
Indeed. It is the holidays after all. I'm sure he took that quite well.
When you leave for work at the bunny suit store every morning, you wife slips into the barn and milks me dry. Your children drink my milk for breakfast.
Every morning when you go to work at your job or whatever your wife comes and gathers my nuts.