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never trust a robot in a crisis
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FactoryRejects
7-11-12
I am sorry, sir. The laws of robotics that prevent me from harming humans won't allow me to kill zombies.
Why?
Technically they're human. I can't harm them unless someone tells me to override the laws.
Well override the laws then!
FOOL!
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