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by Farts_McCoy
4-13-01
Joe, here are the changes to 10772
Shit...
Joe, you have really been making alot of improvement here. In the 9 months you've been here you have learned alot. You have any questions?
Aww Sean, thats nice of you to say. Actually, I have one...
Shit...
My planes wont flood through the dut... could you show me how again

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-13-01
Another day at M&M...
Hey Luis! Hey man, have I got a job for you
Sure Joe
I'm gonna need you to name all the nets on this 755 pin BGA according to the customers pin list
But Joe, I'm already renaming the 10699 schematic...
Thanks man! I knew I could count on you. *shit, I'm gonna go have a smoke*
God, please kill me now...

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-17-01
Meanwhile, at Chez' Cardon
Hey Adam, where do you want this picture hung?
Oh, I dunno, Eddie. Anywhere, I guess.
So I should *split the uprights*?
Oh fuck me...
Or maybe I could *get my dancin shoes on and dance at the 'Big Dance'*!
If I'm needed, I'll be bleeding on the bathroom floor

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-17-01
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Hey Eddie, now that we are living together, isn't it time you helped pay some bills?
Hey, no prob, Bro!
Fuck me...
Hey...can I borrow hundred bucks?

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-18-01
Meanwhile, in the great outdoors...
*split the uprights* Hey Adam! *box n' jock* Where do you want to put up the tent?
This looks good...
Uh, lemme use my mission skillz to read these tent instructions in Spanish!
12 hours later...
Well, at least we found this cave! Don't fake the funk!
Ed, you ever seen "Deliverance"?

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-20-01
Late one night, at Kheila's house...
Hey Shannon, pretty sweet move getting those two bozos to watch my kid, huh?
Yeah, now some alone time for us...
Oh damn... I left my wallet in your house...
Hey, no worries
Why?
Joe's debit card has worked at Chippendales before

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-20-01
On a long, romantic walk...
Shannon, do you ever give any thought to, you know, us?
Us...as in...being married to a couple of schmucks?
No, I meant more like Ann Heche and Ellen Degeneres-type us?
Oh sure I have... just one question?
Which of us is Ellen?

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-24-01
How on earth did I PASS GAS in the middle of that SACRAMENT PRAYER?!? It's like there's something funny going on IN MY STOMACH...something wrong...
POOPY! POO-POO SUCKY EGGROLL WE NO RIKEY JOPEE POOPOO SOOKIE SOOKIE!
AHH SO...MORE PRESSURE IN DATA GASTRO CHAMBER...MAKE HEAPEM POO POO BOOP BOPP HA HA HA!!!
*FAAAARRRRRRRRRT!!!!*
Well, heh heh..I'll be damned right in the middle of that LOVELY PRAYER...*pfffft*...damn, please accept my apologies...*FSSSSSPFT-PFT-BUB!!* Oh god...

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-24-01
Well Joseph, these LEGAL DOCUMENTS say here...well, they say that the DEED to the CHURCH is YOURS unless you BREAK WIND in my, the LAWYER'S PRESENCE!!!
Alright stupid, now just STAND HERE and DON'T MAKE A PEEP and IT'S ALL MINE!!! I'll SELL THIS DUMP and have all sorts of money to DO THE DEED with whoever I want!!! Nothing can stop me now! HAH!!!
Meanwhile...in Joe's stomach...
MAKEY BOOPY STINKY STINKY GASSY POO POO I LIKE MEAT!!!
AHH SO...FULL THROTTO ON AH GASOMETA FOH BIG HEAPUM POO POO LONG TIME!!! HAH HAH HAH!!!
*PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPFT*
Oh!!! THAT'S IT THE DEED IS MINE!!! *sniff* *sniff* *COUGH* *HACK* Good God man that's thick!!!

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-26-01
Meanwhile, back at the Hacienda
Why hello, Adam. Long time no see...
Erin! Erin, wha...what are you doing here?
To tell you the truth, I'm not really here. I'm merely a figment of your oversexed imagination.
Hmmm.... I see...
Can we still 'do' it?

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-26-01
Meanwhile, back at Thunderdome
Adam Cardon, I've come to you to warn you. You are in grave danger!
Oh...my...GOD. Just exactly what 'kind' of grave danger, Erin from my oversexed imagination!?
What other kind of grave danger is there, you moron?!
Lemme see.... there's the really naughty kind...oh, and what about the harassing kind?
Gad damn, now I remember why I tried to kill myself...
...Oh, did I mention the naughty kind?...

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-27-01
Meanwhile, back at The Heavenly Rub...
Anyways, Adam Cardon, I have GOT to warn you. I have seen your future, and you aren't in it!
Ah ah ah, Erin, I have written proof from the future that I AM in it.
Lemme see that...
Adam, this is a piece of paper with the words "Adam, I'm leaving you. I hope you drop dead. -- Erin"
So what are you doing later?

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-27-01
Meanwhile, back at the Coronation...
Listen to me, Adam, your friend...Eddie...He will...
WHAT!! WHAT!!! OH GOD WHAT!!!
WILL.....
...sodomize you.....to death....

 

by Farts_McCoy
4-27-01
Meanwhile, back at the ghatspiel...
Adam...?
Adam, are you...
I'm lost in your eyes, darling...

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