Chimps! They let just any primates into this lab now!?!
First we get Baboons in here, flinging poo like they own the place and now Chimps. If I wasn't chained to this spot I tell you, I'd leave in a heartbeat.
Damn straight! Rhesus Macaques built this place! I don't need some Marmoset waltzing in here taking my job just because he'll do it for half a bananna!
... What's your job again?
They tie me to a rack and hit me with a little hammer... But that's not the point! I've got seniority!
