All comics by Flebz

 

by Flebz
10-01-07
I've Been Asked To Give A Speech At Church This Sunday. I'm Typing It Up At The Moment. Do You Think It Will Go Down Well In Church
Okay, Tell Me What Its About
It's About The Fact That God Has More Things To Worry About Such As, Wars And Starvation In Africa Than Their Tiny Little Problems That They Can Fix Themselves
No, I'm Not To Sure It Will

 

by Flebz
10-27-07
Euw, what happened to your arm
What? It's been like this for 4 years! You're telling me you've never noticed
Oh Geez, this is more awkward then the time I took a job interview to be a reincarnation of Jesus Christ
I'm sorry it's just I feel that if the world took a turn for the worst you would be the kind of guy that would put his life ahead of anybody elses

 

by Flebz
10-27-07
1+1= 14?
God you're stupider than that black cop back in the days where everybody was racist
Is the camo that noticible

 

by Flebz
10-27-07
So that was when we realized we were at the wrong place
That reminds me of the time I was Neil Armstrong
Oh so we didn't have to actually fly into space we just had to go to the studio
Oh when was it you planned on telling me this. Clearly not when we payed all that money to the Russian Government

 

by Flebz
10-27-07
I'm going to the rainbowland wanna come?
No, I don't play pretend anymore, not after what happened last time
Mail for Buzz Aldridge
That would be me
Wanna say that again?!

 

by Flebz
10-28-07
Okay, I'm done on the computer
Good
Oh by the way just before I get off it check out this video I found of Jesus and Judas at the beach
Do you ever get the feeling that, I dunno, these costumes, they're a little unecessary?

 

by Flebz
10-29-07
Hey, remember that time we went ice skating with Tom Hanks
Wait we never went ice skating with Tom Hanks

 

by Flebz
10-29-07
I think this whole Jesus walking on water think was totally fake
This walking on water thing, peice of cake
So did you happen to cathc the rangers game last night?

 

by Flebz
10-30-07
Are you aware that holloween is tomorrow?
Yes but I feel rather stupid after what happened to me last halloween
Hew buddy hows it going?
Hey , anyway seeya later I'm off to go and buy I pizza
What the hell man? Pizza screw that, you just found a talking pumpkin, you're rich!

 

by Flebz
10-31-07
Are you ready to go trick or treating?
Yes, just let me ger my costume, I'll meet you outside
2 minutes later
Now again I will ask, why do you in all people need a costume?

 

by Flebz
11-03-07
Well I gues halloween has ended
Yep
I wonder what trick or treating would've been like way back in the olden days
A witch, I'll have to kill it
Not again

 

by Flebz
12-26-07
Well I finally did it, I ran away from home and moved to Westland
Yep, and I didn't even tell anybody I was leaving
This is my new room where I shall start a new life
The room kinda reminds me of what I think it'll look like when the universe gets destroyed

 

by Flebz
12-26-07
I remember the sad feeling I got a few hours before I left
Packing everything I needed and couldn't live without into my suitcase
My Punk Rock CD's, My Playboy's and my socks
I got so sad I had to go downstairs and cry for half an hour until I saw they were running a Pee-wee's Playhouse marathon on Nick Jr which I watched until I had to leave
Of course being distracted by Mr, Window's googly eyes I forgot to go upstairs and get my suitcase

 

by Flebz
12-26-07
I've decided it gets quite lonely here in this empty room so I've decided to by a dog
Fine, I'll buy the one behind you if you just stop pressuring me!
But if it has rabies, wo-ho-ho I hope you have a good laywer

 

by Flebz
12-28-07
Yeah, Steve, it's been a week now and I need the rent
Sure thing, hold on
Mel's hasling me for money which means I'm going to need an advancement on your rent money

 

by Flebz
12-28-07
I've decided to do this place up, Bash, I mean it's so blank and boring
That's the spirit
6 hours later
What d'ya think, pretty great, huh?
Hm, I'm worried it hasn't made much difference
Oh you think?

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