All comics by Flembo4

 

by Flembo4
4-06-07
Ha, ha, puny earthling! I have now take control of your mind and you shall now be my capmpaign manager for my presedential run.
Give me 50 bucks and it's a deal
Oh crap! Just let me get my wallet

 

by Flembo4
4-06-07
This just in! It appears that for the first time in history a non human has participated in the presidential election
What about Richard Nixon?

 

by Flembo4
4-06-07
For my campaign to be a success we will need someone snappy some one how you young earthlings say with it
Well theres my son
No, no, no
Jay Leno?

 

by Flembo4
4-07-07
This just in. The alien running for presedent has just hired Jay Leno for his campaign
We go live to the alien now.
So tell me Alien. What are your thoughts on hiring me
Well so far I'm thinking it's not the best 200 bucks I've spent

 

by Flembo4
4-07-07
Don't forget you've got a press confrence in 10 minutes, sir
I know, I know. Now I must transform into my confrence & interview form
Very manly isn't it.

 

by Flembo4
4-07-07
So if elected what will you do to stop childhood obesity to the youth of America?
Well first of all I will enforce a law that McDonalds are only allowed to sell happy meals on Saturdays and if necessary Saturday morning cartoons shall be banned.
A Saturday morning with Alien as President
Don't make me cancel The Teletubbies

 

by Flembo4
4-07-07
This just in. According to our resources the alien running for president has hired Jay Leno to help him in his campaign
We go live to where the alien is being interviewed
So what's your thoughts on hiring me so far?
Well Jay, I gotta admit so far I'm thinking it's not the best 200 bucks I've ever spent

 

by Flembo4
4-08-07
So this Easter you say, is to celebrate the death of your leader Jesus Christ?
Well yes to all religious people around the world. Especially the fundementalist cristians.
The fundementalist christians are against me. How can I use this so called Easter to get them to vote for me?
I suggest giving an African child a chocolate egg infront of a live audience

 

by Flembo4
4-08-07
Hm, it appears I'm not on the goodside of single 40 year old mothers. What should I do?
Kiss a child on live TV
For all of you single 40 year old mothers of America I will show how much I love children by kissing this child
How about you just give me a Play Station 3?

 

by Flembo4
4-08-07
I can just imagine what it will be like at the end of the election, sir
Thsi is all the 301,475,000 votes you didn't get sir

 

by Flembo4
4-08-07
Hi, Alien
You know Jay. You can stop holding that mike
No I can't, it's part of my contract

 

by Flembo4
4-21-07
Listen Gary, I can get you out of here just get Bill to vote for me
That wasn't part of the deal Zorg
Oh shut up

 

by Flembo4
4-21-07
Sign the treaty Yang
No
Hows it going sir?
Well he's a tough cookie but I think I've got him
Yeah, take that Bitch!

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
You there, why am I here?
Because of all the axe murders you comitted
Oh well that will explain this thing

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
You there, why am I here?
Because of all the axe murders you committed
Well that explains this thing

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Hey God. So do I look ready to come down to Earth or what?
You just need one finishing touch
Ah, much better

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Hilton
Spears
Hilton
Spears
Son, who would win in a fight, Paris Hilton or Briteny Spears?
Oh no question, Briteny Spears

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Oh hello God it is a pleasure to meet you, I am Chang from China.
Hey relax dude, it's not my fault I'm a racist God

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Dad, John's been acting kinda weird lately
I am the almighty anti Christ, hear me roar!

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Seeya Big G. I'm off to go and make someone drop dead
Seeing everybody here is already dead you might find it quite difficult

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
I was wondering God, how come you're so fat?
Well Melvin, you get to a certain age where you just don't care about somethings
Like the stavation in Africa
Exactly

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Judas
Jesus
Ya know, the costumes we're wearing look kinda silly

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Dad, how come Judas didn't go to Hell?
Satan was on holiday in the Pyrennes at the time of his death

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Take my shift will you, Reaps
Sure thing Satan
Matt, you have died please wait while we decide your fate
C'mon Heaven, Heaven
Come with me to the gateway of Hell
Damn!

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Hey, Satan, how come you have red Skin? Gee you make me look normal
Lets not bring racialness into this conversaton

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Hah, ha, ha. I've finally come to Heaven. Now I shall rule it
Um yeah I don't think so
Darn!

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Hey, wazzup, G-dog
I just thought of a new comandment
Thou Shalt not take care of thou body then thou shalt go to Hell

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Satan, don't you think it's time we rise and destroy heaven once and for all
I appreciate you're enthusiasm Chris but just leave it to me and my crew over here
Goo go glag
John shoots John scores
Wow, that's quite some crew you've got over there
Hey, Shut up!

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
John is visiting the early ages
Joh n see's a hot African bird in the distance.
Whoops false alarm

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Hi, I'm Zorg I died.
Are you from Earth
No Xialon67
Oh well you're Heaven is about 3 miles up south

 

by Flembo4
4-22-07
Spare some change?
What?! You're in Heaven you don't need change you have evrything
Spare some change?
Alright just let me go and get my wallet

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
Ya know Chen, I've been thinking, since I'm a bit racist and I can't stop beating you up
I'm gonna send you to hell where you can avoid my beatings
30 minutes later
So Satan's racist too, huh?

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
So why are you here?
I pretended to be Santa Claus

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
Satan, is that you?
Fat, drunk guy with a pint of beer is that you?
How did you know
maybe because you are a fat, drunk guy with a pint of beer

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
So Satan, why was it I went to Hell?
Because there wasn't enough room in Heaven
Wow! I was that close to making it
No not really you were actually a drug addict

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
You're me! If You're me than who am I
You are me
Cool, I've always wanted to be insane

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
Wanna play Poker?
Only if I can pick the cards I get

 

by Flembo4
4-23-07
So anyway I have to go and talk to my people
...
You not being one of them

 

by Flembo4
4-24-07
Hey Judas, d'ya wanna see my worst invention
Okay
Welcome To McDonalds, how may I help you?
Oh and my second worst would probably be Tom Cruise

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