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by Freak_Flip
5-25-05
i don't know!
why does a stork sleeps with one leg on the ground?....'CAUSE IF HE LIFTS UP THE OTHER HE FALLS DOWN!! hahahaha
I...don't know!!!! maybe eating?? AND NOW LET ME SIT! Grrrr
what does a chinese do with this finger??.....NOTHING!! CAUSE IT'S MY FINGER
'CAUSE HE CAN'T F***ING LOOK TROUGH THE WALL!!
why does farmer always look trough the window in the morning?....?????? Good in one shot! :s

 

by Freak_Flip
5-25-05
I like Michael Jackson's music
right...
I like Michael Jackson's music but....
okay...
He fu*ks bad..
Thank you that was the info that i needed

 

by Freak_Flip
5-25-05
Assakin SkyFu*ker
Who are u playing? ur were the hero in episode I and II!
Starwars Episode IIII: a new hope!
ok...wait....i'll explain..
WHAT THE HELL u guys are mad cracks!!
....

 

by Freak_Flip
5-25-05
Assakin SkyFu*ker
Who are u playing? ur were the hero in episode I and II!
Starwars Episode IIII: a new hope!
ok...wait....i'll explain.. what is the 1st StarWars episode?
WHAT THE HELL u guys are mad cracks!!
.....

 

by Freak_Flip
5-25-05
I HAVE A PIN IN MY HEAD!!
you are supossed to be dead!
BUT....I HAVE A PIN IN MY HEAD!!
So....????
The dude wit the pin in his head went back so he could die and the girl went to the candystore to buy candy...and the dude with the pin in his head had a great time on the floor..THE END
ok....
GO back to where u killed urself

 

by Freak_Flip
5-26-05
are u gay?
NO...
[total silence]
me neither
wanna Fu*k?
sure

 

by Freak_Flip
5-27-05
are u supposed to scare me? well u don't!
yeah..
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by Freak_Flip
5-27-05
....it's their faces
Why are u scared of grannies?
Aren't u scared of Grannies?
No they're hot...
ewwwlll...you're gay
no im not!

 

by Freak_Flip
6-20-05
I'm going to Aruba!
Why? didnt Natalee Holloway just *cough*dissapeard*cough* there?
Yeah! thats why!
Ow...so that means that?!?!?
yeah...i'm so not gonna be a virgin anymore
....

 

by Freak_Flip
6-20-05
I'm going to Aruba!!
Why? didnt Natalee Holloway just *cough*dissapeard*cough* there?
Yeah! Thats why..
Ow....so that means that?!?!?
yeah....i'm so not gonna be a virgin anymore
.....

 

by Freak_Flip
6-20-05
Yes u are!
No i'm not!
Yes u are!
yeah..I Am
Yes u a(..) really?
..!!

 

by Freak_Flip
6-21-05
This is a dream of bob:
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Sure..
Wanna fu*k me?
uh..ok
backfired..... didn't it?
NOT IN A CHURCH YOU ASS!
(...)

 

by Freak_Flip
8-21-05
on bobs way to mars...he needs to go out for a pee..
hey its mr. E.T. himself
shut up u fuc*ing moran..
aaaah
but somethiung else happened in stead of bobs dead..
i got orgasmed...do it again!
something's wrong with this gun...

 

by Freak_Flip
10-31-05
why r u is ur heart in the middle of ur chest?
that isnt a heart its a gothic sign....SLIPKNOT
wanna know something cool??
sure....SLIPKNOT
yesterday i shoved my heart up my ass....lol.....u should try it sometime
damn that seems kinda cool .... SLIPKNOT

 

by Freak_Flip
11-05-05
....
IM SO EVIL FOR MY NAME IS: EVIL BACONMAN
....silence....
...
what

 

by Freak_Flip
11-05-05
If did IT with your mom...would we still be friends?
no...
What would we be then? enemies?
no...
..
we would be even

 

by Freak_Flip
11-10-05
if i had brains i would be DANGEROUS!!!!
i said if

 

by Freak_Flip
11-11-05
If....is suck a BiG word....we should try to make a sentence with if....
(thinking)
If my aunt had balls it would be my uncle...

 

by Freak_Flip
11-11-05
if....is such a BiG word....we should try to make a sentence with if....
if my aunt had balls it would be my uncle...

 

by Freak_Flip
11-12-05
hey, aunt julia, i am a little bit older....
i play piano if you want....
but keep your boobies off my shoulder....

 

by Freak_Flip
11-16-05
o mighty god they stole my tv can u give me one
thank you lord

 

by Freak_Flip
11-16-05
o mighty lord they stol my computer give me a computer
thank you lord

 

by Freak_Flip
11-16-05
o mighty lord i lost my dickhead can you give me another one?

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
a local hippie is backstage..
what?

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
he kissed the princes and they married and the lived happely ever after...
The end!
and now lets get the heck outta here!

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
one day
booooeeeee
aaaaaaah
boeee
aaah
*sigh*
are we supposed to be scared??

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
You're not my friend anymore!!! wanna fight?
c'mon are you scared? are you gonna chicken out!?!
ok c'mon then!!
o sorry I forgot 2 tell you...: i need to help my mom with something....
hmm? YOUR MOM DIED 2 YEARS AGO!!

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
boooeeee*inhales* boeeeee
in the name of the lord i love you and...
boooeeeeooeoooeeeee
SHUT UP YOU DICKHEAD....your great amen
so what she accually said was: in the name of the lord i love you and shut up you dickhead....your great amen
(.......)

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
hey Mickey
hmm
why dont you talk to me?
i hate you...you cheated on me i want to divorce
ow srry..hehe am talking to the wrong person...
holy aliensfuck

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
jesus...i need to tell you something
what is it my son?
i like it when someone puts a pin in my head...
ok go on....
but....i LOVE it when i do it all by myself

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
hey are you from asia?
yes..
cool cuz my balls and dick also are transported from asia...
...bought them on ebay

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
yesterday i saw a fine little woman..
i got an errection....
and now im here...

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
ROOOAOAAR
WAAAA
ROOOAAAR
WAAAA
want some coffee?
sure

 

by Freak_Flip
11-19-05
chupa mis balas del lado izqiuerda
cuz
we're all gonna diiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
break your right arm too while you're at it...dickhead

 

by Freak_Flip
11-21-05
Who0o0o0o00o0.....go to sleep
Wh0o0o0o0o0o0o go to sleep
u suck nothing happens....when this is over wake me up okay?
NOW
ZzZzZzZ

 

by Freak_Flip
11-26-05
rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose
shut the fuck up you fucking moran
err hey rudolph
i said shut the FUCK up you fucking MORAN
so much for the lovely reindeer...
well your a piece of fuck anyway....
SANTAAAA he called me a piece of fuck...*crying*

 

by Freak_Flip
11-26-05
a powerful force, has come... training, you need
blue, i am.. give you training, i will....
shut the fuck up, you must..

 

by Freak_Flip
11-26-05
My bonney is over the ocean, my bonney is over the seaa...
my bonney is over the ocean
and give your left tittie to meeeee

 

by Freak_Flip
11-27-05
yea i know
gimme your wallet
yea i know
go fuck some duck
yea i know
hehe i just got an errection

 

by Freak_Flip
11-27-05
Who wants some beer??
Me Me Me
you can stop rasing your hand now

 

by Freak_Flip
11-28-05
*touching*
auw!
think my nipple broke....

 

by Freak_Flip
2-17-06
question
err.. you ever fell for a woman?
yeah..
i i i the answers coming !!!
tell me more!
well...
*sigh*..
it kinds hurts..

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