OMG Teh story by FreakingNeo12-21-02 PH33R MY SEXAY LOOK I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET LOLOLOL FUCIN' CURTAIN OH NO WHERE DID MY PENIS GO I FEEL A DISTURBANCE IN TEH FORCE SUX2BU
Stupidity by FreakingNeo12-22-02 I am the assclown pirate Hooray! LOAL IM THE NEW GOATSE! asl!!!? My baby drinks beer My finger tastes nice
Mr Jack Part 1 by FreakingNeo12-22-02 Well , Mr.sock , today i saved someone's life ... I told the old lady that she was going to be killed tonight , and as a reward she send me 300 million dollar ... Your ignorance is making me want to kill myself ...
Mr Jack Part 2 by FreakingNeo12-22-02 In heaven.. Wow...great, im in heaven. Oh my go...sh! Finaly someone to talk to! Why didnt i go to hell? There are 2 reasons for that. 1 I needed someone to torture and 2 wait...there is only 1 reason. Hmm.. thats a good reason. So uhm. How's it hanging? ....thats not funny
Mr Jack Part 3 by FreakingNeo12-22-02 Okay , sorry about that. So uhm.. what have you been doing for the past 2002 years? Take a wild gues.. Yeah... hehe. By the way, Have you seen my mom around here? I need to ask her something. Bah! Im sick of you! Get lost! Aww i was starting to like this place! éáß úÃéét sánséáná!
Mr Jack Part 4 by FreakingNeo12-22-02 What should jack do with the money? Bah! Now im back on eart. Atleast i still got the 300 million dollar Hmmm.. What should i do with it? i know... I'm going to Disneyland! ... What are you looking at?
Mr Jack Part 5 - Deja vu by FreakingNeo12-22-02 I made it! Welcome to disneyland! Where the fun never ends! THE HORROR! Bad case of deja vu THE HORROR!
Back to the future..again by FreakingNeo12-23-02 Hey doc, sup? There you are jack! My name isnt jack Yeah whatever! I need your help! Oh no , not again. Whatever!! come with me!