All comics by GabeAndBoorite

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Hey boorite I dont feel like putting up with you
I dont wanna be picked up (burp) I wanna go to your house
no
No not bo i'm boorite
Hey wait up

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Sup Lise
Hey Gabe is Boorite there
I'm Here!
Hey your wanted by the FBI
Get out!
But the BFI will get me

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Your under arrest for 604 counts of robbery
Hello
Hi officer Gaudeim here Boorites in jail he wants you to bail him out
Heres $5,000 keep him in for a few extra years

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
your scary lets break out they gave me a copy of the key
lets go
Hey Gabe I'm back
Maybe I should have gave them more money

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
I'm going to sleep!
OK good night
Time to take care of buisness go home Boorite!
Aww
The good part is I have more beer!

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
This beds uncomfortable
I know lets go buy one
here it is
How come everywhere I go your there
My dog ate my bed and your girlfriend doese'nt have much to wear

 

This bed is comfortable
yeah but we gotta get rid of that picture of my step-cousins
by GabeAndBoorite, 3-09-07

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
My new bed had blue sheets when I bought it
It was a false alarm
oh it was just you
There wasn't someone on the couch
What About the bed

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
I didn't expect it to snow
Hey Squirrel have you seen Boorite
No
Why did I ask
I'm here.Hey whys it white

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
looks like i'm snowed in
looks like I'm snowed out
Is that you Boorite
No i'm here thats Lisa
I'm OK
I'm cold I could go for a cold too miss work

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Why are we here
Wheres Boorite
Right here
want a box
no i'm looking for Gabe
officer I need help at the office

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Why are we here
Wheres Boorite
Right here
want a box
no i'm looking for Gabe
officer I need help at the office

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Hey Toni hows a going
Hey Lisa
Hey whos this
It's just my friend
Outta here
I just wanted to say hi

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
I don't feel like going on my bench I don't know why and nothing will get me on
Come on me Gabe or i'll call Boorite I have his phone number
I feel like sitting on it now
Why did you scare off my friend Tony?
He ran away I was going to say hi and he ran

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Life is hard man
(burp) no breaks get back to work
How may I help you
I'm only 14
Buy it or i'll shoot you
I'll buy a shot of that red stuff

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
This must be why I hate being a famous book writer always signing stuff so i'm going to my bench to think
how did he find me
If you don't get back to work your fired
I'll just set it all on fire and lie

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Problem solved work gone
work gone good thing theirs molotov

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Squirrel why was I ever friends with Boorite
Well let's show to let the readers know
If you don't get away i'll hurt you
You don't like me when i'm mad
woa what happened
I saved you

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
How did we meet
Through Somnambulist remember in Steve & Squirrel 1
Oh yeah Steves my middle name
It is I thought it was your real name
My full names Gabe Steve Jenkies
I don't care

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Did you have that dream about the horrible things you do to donkeys?
This time it was to Your dead boss

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
In Butch's dreams
I'm good
In Gabe's dreams
Overload
I don't wanna watch
In Boorite's dreams
I'm on fire are you!
Oh yeah i'm on fire!

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Whats going on
I'm drawing a new friend
Hi i'm Binnie the bear
I'm Haluscinating

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Who brought me here
Why am I here
I'm Binnie Bear and found two dead bosses
I'm not afraid to erase you
I was already at a cast meeting
I was barely in a comic

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-09-07
Whats that
I did that
You can read another comic

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Just don't talk to him
hey Gabe
Is he gone
AH i'm being pulled away
Finally he's gone
He made me mad earlier today

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Hey Gabe
Your in Jail too
no I came through the door
don't you wanna get out of jail
After work out time

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Can I barf in your toilet
no
Fine i'll barf on you
oughhhhhh

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Who are you
A Holy drunk cool toddler
MY TURN!
Don't forget to say Amen
Please dear god get rid of Boorite for A while please,Amen p.s. let me get married to Lisa,Amen

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Bad news you have a fever
OK
We'll need to do surgery it'll take a few months
AW
Thank you Lord!
That nurse is a fake

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Gabe I love you I wanna get married
Thank You Lord!
I prounounce you man and wife
I'm hot
I know

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Hey Butch I need a job
OK you now work for me get your gear
Were Going to kill spork
Intruder alert
What are you some kind of robot

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Where here to kill you spork
Hey I can still move kill him Gabe and get that thing
Mwuhahaha

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
You want the job so bad fine you get it
Do you like the food
Yeah
Boughgggggghhh
You sicko you barfed in my food

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
I can never die bButch & Gabe
Brains
Why am I here
would you like to pray to god
What's your name honey
Butch

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Boorite's coming hide
your sure he's coming
no
he's behind the bench
Whats a bench

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Can I work here
OK whats your name
Boorite
OK
wow I made one
Must Kill Boorite

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Hey someones selling a hcuoc for 25$
your reading it upsidedown son
I'm gonna make a stuffed tomato
OK i'm going out to buy a new kitchen
Why are you in my Thing to put stuff I don't need in
I don't have a house

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
Wheres the food
Um I like the kitchen
You ate it all
Um Theirs still crums and sauce
I like the sauce

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
So I said thats not my wife but she said
Shhhh were gonna kill Tyler
Hey Gabe
I didn't have enough time to put on my clothes

 

Sorry this is the last episode of Gabe & Boorite
Aww
by GabeAndBoorite, 3-10-07

 

by GabeAndBoorite
3-10-07
I'm on a highway to hell!!!!!!!
ACDC Rocks!
OW! my ears!
Never Again have I seen a woman like this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sing A luluby
Hush little baby don't say a word!!!!!!!!

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