You're Not a Gnu by Gnu_Guy9-04-01 Say, what's gnu with you? You're stupid. Why do you say that? That gnu thing would be funny if we were gnus. But we're not. We're donkeys. I might be a gnu.
Seen Any Gnu Movies Lately? by Gnu_Guy9-04-01 I just saw a kick ass movie about some bad ass gangster drug lords dealin' crack until they get busted by Mario van Peebles. Oh yeah? What was it called? Gnu Jack City.
Blow Me by Gnu_Guy9-04-01 Damn. I would have thought that a parody of newbies would be enjoyed by all. Apparently they were too busy flaming us to see through the facade of idiocy. Except for that Obi fellow. He's one sharp cookie. He must have played with a lot of Legos when he younger. Yeah, those fuckin' engineers. So now what do we do that our cover is blown? Speaking of blowing...