girlfriend problems by GracefullyFallingAwa4-22-01 My girlfriend dumped me so I set her on fire... I threw her vegan boyfriend in the trash cus he's a loser... Hey man...you should really learn to let go...and give up on meat...and anything else with a shadow. Big Daddy can I have my lollipop now? This is my new girlfriend, Molly. I like her pigtails...if you know what i mean. Sure she looks a bit young, but she's almost out of the 3rd grade.
Beat me up I like emo by GracefullyFallingAwa4-23-01 A weekly procedure.. ...and then she said she doesn't love me anymore... Can this guy be any more EMO? Jeez...if only robots could talk... Ten minutes later.. I just can't believe she did this Alvin, let's go to Starbuck's I didn't want to break this to you man, but I just GOTTA tell you.. Dun Dun Dun Tell me what? She broke up with you because she's a RUDE GIRL
Mark and Sung We by GracefullyFallingAwa4-23-01 One day when Mark was strolling through Tokyo... Hey baby...what's up? $#% ^%&*^ #*&% Sung We tells her crack whore friend... *&^ **^$# MARK! He wants to get in your pants... Two little geishas...the end ^^%#% MARK?? Yea...he boned me.
