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by Greedeh
3-10-01
Bob the creator of all earth decides what to create next...
Right, I've made a tree, a woman and a goat... what's missing?
I like trees
Fuck off I'm thinking

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
After his creation, the goat (he shall remain nameless) ponders his existence...
Hi, I'd just like to ask... what am i doing here?
You must not think about these things, for your ass will fall off and you will turn into a gibbering wreck
What am i...? eek! *dribble*
Told ya...

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
The goat has lost his ass, Bob finds a solution...
Bob, my ass has fallen off, what should I do?
It's easy, take away the stool and you'll grow a new one in a few days...
Bastard...
Being immortal is great...

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
Bob has a nail in his head...
Anyone have some nail remover? I can't get this fucking thing out of my head!
Hmm, maybe i need to make some more people?

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
Bob still has a nail in his head...
I need to make someone new and exciting to remove this nail from my head!
Abracadabra!
Oh shit...
m00?

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
Bob has created a pink slobbering beast
Erm... hi... whats your name?
Can you get this nail out of my head?
?!
Greedy reuses line which is growing old fast to attract potential laughs...
...
All your base are belong to us

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
Bob ponders the use of this new animal...
Are you actually useful for anything other than cheap gags?
No
Ooo some grass! Time to munch...
Well that was a constructive use of time...

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
Bob tries again to make a useful object
They always say you can't make the same mistake twice...
Abracadabra!
ffs!
m00?

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
It was hallowe'en and Petunia had already had enough...
i am death....welcome to my realm....enjoy your stay...
Great! This is just what i need, another Hallowe'en smart ass!
Let me introduce my good friend and side-kick...
Oh, here we go.....

 

by Greedeh
3-10-01
Suddenly, Satan appears...
well hellooooo there little girl....welcome....i assure you, your stay will be pleasurable....
Oh dear god! these people actually think they are immortals.....*sigh*
Look, you have the wrong person, i'm going home...i don't know how i got here, but i'm going home...
Meanwhile....
i just can't believe she's gone......

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
Bob creates a strange transvestite being with green hair and a strange tuft on its chest
Who the fuck are you?
I don't know, you paid me to come on this shitty comic
Are you qualified for nail remval surgery?
Where are my lines?
...
This sucks, I'm gonna do a decent blue movie instead of this stick man crap

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
As you can see, the author has swiftly run out of ideas for this crap comic
Dear Bob, as you can't even remove a nail from your head you are being demoted to Janitor of the Universe...
Who will take over my job then?
ffs
e=mc^2

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
Bob loses his job to the big purple donkey...
How did you get my job?!?
I got a brain transplant from that goat when I ate his liver with a nice bottle of chianti...
Whats he doing now then?
I don't know... I just left him in one of those big grassy backgrounds...

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
The purple donkey gives a speech to the population of Earth (about 3)
I am Pink Thing, supreme overlord of Earth!!
I plan to create an army of sex slaves to feed my incredible desire for fluffy ice cream, as I can't find a way to get it to grow on trees yet
Shut up
What is the point in creating sex slaves when you have no genitals?

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
Pink Thing, new overlord of Earth, creates an army of sex slaves to do his bidding...
Where Bob failed, I shall succeed!
Zim Zam Zoom!
w00p
m00?

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
Pink Thing has created a sex slave for his own devious purposes...
I shall name you Jenna Jameson, and you are doomed to be my sex slave for life... mwahaha!
Please, call me Fi
Can i interface with your port?

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
Pink Think has overestimated his control over his sex slave...
I think I'd better be leaving now
Maybe there are some nice flowers down there on that field...?
ffs!

 

by Greedeh
3-11-01
Pink Thing gets bored with being on top...
Being overlord of the Earth sucks... you can have your job back?
Why? What was so bad about it?
Fi just didnt fulfill me in the way I intended... Mrs Palm and her five daughters are the only ones who get a look in now...
wtvr

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