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by GreenDragon
5-06-01
Gabe?
What you furry freak?
Why you sitting up here on this planet?
Well I been waiting for the beta of Atriarch.
Ah, Is it like Everquest?
Stupid Rodent. How the fuck did it find me up here?

 

by GreenDragon
5-06-01
Is this where we try out for the Unarra new look?
Why me?
Well is it?
Um.. I don't think you fit the vision of what the developers have in mind.
Why do you say that?
Well first off.. you don't have any "organic mounds"!

 

by GreenDragon
5-07-01
Hello Green. Do you know who I am?
Um.. you kinda look familiar.
Surely, you know who I am? Take a guess.
Well, you got beady eyes, and a bad haircut. My guess is poq.
Wrong! I am Iimzodar, and I am here to inform you that you are not getting in Atriarch Beta.
Damn it Iimz!!!

 

by GreenDragon
5-07-01
I wonder what the Atriarch Dev's are going to sacrifice to meet their release date?
Hello Gabe. My name is Arc. I am the lead programmer for Atriarch.
Oh great, I bet our species will be growing plants to induce acid type effects, judging from this guy.
Hey Serafina, I think I found where we can make some drawbacks!
Hmm so much for character customization!

 

by GreenDragon
5-07-01
Hello I am Arc. Here at World Fusion, we are trying to create an alien world.
hmm this guy is stoned.
We was wondering if you would be interested in becoming our Unarra alien species. This would mean you would have to receive some 'organic mound' implants
Um... are you some kind of sicko?
I will take that as a "NO".
Now I know why they call them "HOMO-Sapiens"

 

by GreenDragon
5-07-01
Serafina is having trouble getting her vision of the Unarra across to the other developers at World Fusion
Um guys.. being CEO of World Fusion, I will have to veto this new look for the Unarra
Bend over and let me tame that ass!
Arc tries to intervene
Look here, you can't be going around telling the CEO to bend over!
Well how about you long hair?
Official Statement from Verve Technologies.
We here at Verve Technologies do not support the new Unarra species. We will be recommending a new look for the Unarra.
Bend over honey!

 

by GreenDragon
5-22-01
Hi my name is Marizelle. Project Manager of NWN Stratics!!!
and I am Greyhawk, Asst. Project Manager for NWN Stratics.
Don't mind Greyhawk, he is just my lackey.
Lackey huh?
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Hello I am Greyhawk, Project Manager of NWN Stratics. Any complaints?

 

by GreenDragon
5-22-01
You know being the Project Manager for the Glendenmoor Herald is a tough job.
Having to keep the quality of writing up to par, and making sure we don't ruin our image of roleplaying, is a full time job.
Geez go away Gremlian.
sup r0l4nD d3wd, I will r0x0r joo!!!

 

by GreenDragon
5-22-01
Greegan: As the party proceeds down the tunnel, a trap is sprung and you all fall to your death!
eep!
Greegan: Well folks thats it for the game session!
WHAT?!?! I spend 6 weeks playing this game session only to die in a pit trap!!!
Greegan!?!?! its only a game for crying out loud!!!
Give me your character sheet, your coming with me!

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