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by Gryffalio
1-24-06
So... we're in #Infested and I get bored and decide Imperium and NL should merge...
Hey SMS... We need a NoVi merger
Yeh, let me poke around and annoy the HCs a while...
A day or two later SMS sprouts the usual rubbish...
... I annoyed them a bit and apparantly nobody wants one
Where dyou get your info? :S Casa said we can have a NAP and only Bern needs convincing...
Hey guess what, we told Gryff nothing cos we hate him.
So... Guess the merger aint happening
Well actually apparanly it is and we're gonna be called Dogs of War and Casa won't be HC... Oh and i'm an officer and you... aren't... yur too ugly.

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
*Fage joins #Cimmeria and Gryff gives him the shocking merge news*
WAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
ey up Fage... Gimme your honest opinion on this...
i dunno really, it comes all of a sudden... also we werent even asked for our opinion, but that might be because of the alliance structure.
Well actually I'm the one that made it get off the ground at first :S
*Rants about how shit the leadership structure is on the merge plans*
Yeh I agree but i'm not gonna protest or anything...

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
The Merge-hatred quickly gets underway :P
So thats Fage who hates it...
Yeh I hate it too
Yey I think they agree with me on something... Howcome Janus looks like a hippie? :o
Gee thanks RIV... howcome your still on 6roids?? RIV?? Damn he ran away -.-
Yeh I hate it too... Hey why do I look like a hippie here? :S
And so... On to our favourite topic
Anyone else?? No?? Well how about that Faramir.. Bit of a dickhead eh?? :P
*Faramir flaming begins*

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
Uni's secret comes out in the middle of a busy Imperium private channel >=]
I'll own you all
Don't thinkso. I can eat pants
On to the excuse...
*All laugh at Unicron*
fs... My l key doesn't work and I missed out the e

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
aww ickle n00beh :)
Is recruitment open mr?
Yeh go ask mr oh so special la de da over there *motions to SMS*
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff dyou wanna ask some questions... Gryff dyou know what I should ask... Gryff what dyou think he says he has friends who have an alliance... Gryff help me Gryff... Gryff I dunno what to do....
first of all the alliance thing didn't stop lord-dragonsfucker and 2nd of all its up to you.. YOUR the Recruitment officer i wouldn't want to step on your territory -.- *me refrains from adding "sir"*
nub... He's so special yet when it comes to his job he has to ask me -.-
What about the questions I need a set of questions...
Didn't you notice how more valuable people started joining since we did away with the questions... People wanna play a game and have fun not fill out forms... Stop being so... Hendafull.

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
#Cimmeria and the shuffle has ended
Fage we got a cluster
heh that doesn't look very good does it?
The guys with the goldeny swords were 4:1 last round... They were GoCi, nice guys... Maybe we can beg them to be our friends
*Gryff goes off for a shower and topic changes*
An hour later Micha joins the convo... Only an hour or two behind the conversation :P
so we are shuffled.......we really need to nap with 13:9 I think....
.... Anyway... Whats the story behind the topic name?? *motions to the "this is our GAY channel"*

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
*WARNING* the following comic has some elements of truth in so may insult the general public *WARNING*
Anyway... Smarts soo fucking annoying... I mean look at you... Your going to "suicide Rolands dog" have you no shame??
I will then find you and suicide bomb you!!!!!
(Roland is Austrian)
Erm I don't think you quite get the idea... Suicide bombing means you can only kill one of us... Roland, his wife, me or his dog...
Hehehe he is suicide bomb my dog he we find CIA must call lol
Next morning...
I is teh dead :S
Now I suicide bomb Rolands dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
At lessons with the head of ICT
Sir can you unblock Stripcreator plz??
erm... Strip... Creator... That sound fucking dodgy...
erm... Its not what you think... I can-
MR NICHOL... Think carefully before you make this request...
Steve decides to leave his m8 in deep shit... As usual :o
Erm... Steve told me to!!!!! <.< >.>
I'm not taking the fall for you on this one... Even if you are my only friend and the only person between me and the constant teasing of my weakness and glasses -.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-24-06
Strole into Maths lesson 10minutes late
Mr Lake and Mr Nichol why are you late... AGAIN???!!
We were out saving the city from crime... Some terrorists planted a dirty bomb and we had to defuse it... As usual >=[
Rob chips in :)
Yeh you should be THANKING us!
Don't you think the welfare of the entire city is a little more important than some stuffy old Maths lesson??
And why we owned Maths...
*Silence as class waits for Ms.Aldred to go berserk*
.... Sit down... Homework is on the board.

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Our brave adventurer joins #roidracer
Hanuman is crap is he is shit you is liking me not him I will beat him yes definately.
Nuh-uh Hanu is better than you will ever be, he is the best player in the game and the only one I will ever be loyal to.
xeexexexexexexe :)))))))))))))) We will farm RIV next round and we will rule the game!!!
erm... Ok... No... I quit.
Later that round
RIV Hanu was gonna kick you from CT and I hate him anyway and everbody knows that... Anyway so can i join [Thunder] plllllzzzz??
eehmz... Yeah sure =]

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Comics are lethal
Micha why are you called "n00bish|zZZzZ"???
Erm is this a comic-thing?? I had to make fun of you to get you into the strip...
Maybe I should't have called him n00bish... Comics are lethal weapons... Maybe I can learn to use them against my enemies?? >=]

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
*You have an incoming transmition*
Heres the list of galaxies btw...
*reads the list*
You have Liq in your cluster for company.
Great that was the gal I was planning to attack after protection -.-
*talks about other stuff*
Wait a minute.... He has Chappers' gal in a crap cluster, and I get Liq's mcN00b gal in a huge cluster... Me thinks cheating is rife :o

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
#Mutiny and SMS is being his usual self...
So... Are you guys off 6 roids yet Pinoyfighter??
...
Hey Gryff... Is AUSWC06 ok???
dunno, he's always like that... Just talk politely untill he stops asking insulting questions... It'll pass :)
*Turns suicidal*
... sorry :P

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
*You have an incoming Transmition*
Hey Gryff when you get back can you unban me from #Cimmeria plz? Thx.
*Gets back 2hours later* I'd love to Chappers but its our galchannel this round and RIV seems not to want pple outside our gal in there :(
Manta joins #Cimmeria
you Gryff
Hey Manta :)
Somewhere in limbo between RL and #Cimmeria...
Right so disguises and a bunch of flowers can't get me through that door...
*snigger*

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
You look vry.... Red.... here....
Thanks I chose the body myself :)
DarkKnight joins the channel, DarkKnight of Heart.
lo
Hey DK :)
Meanwhile, outside #Cimmeria...
Right I've been doing this all night... Maybe if I just follow RIV in...
tsch. Good luck

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
This is a public announcement
We love u really SMS... Sure maybe my depictions of you sound harsh, but theyr all based 80% on fact :)
No really :)
No really, we don't envy you for getting important positions when none of our so called "core gal" didn't >=[

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Galmembers only, a last hope.
Why is Chappers camped outside of this channel Gryff??
Cos its galmembers only and he wants to get in anyway...
Chappers, having been online outside #Cimmeria for 19hours now...
I've got it... I'll login as Rob!! >=]
I heard that!!! Robs been banned too now!
Chappers starts to suspect something...
wtf!! Your not even in Imperium!!!
lol

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
RIV is STILL on 6 roids?!
Gryff wy iz RIV still on 6roids?
Dunno Minck, maybe its a medical condition? :/
Howcome you have so few roids yourself.... They won't bite you know o_0

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Lord_Caldazar is the latest to join #Cimmeria
Nice place... Could do with a change of servers and a new coat of paint... Hmm...
Hey Aldar
STILL outside #Cimmeria
Hey Manta, why have u got that mask???... I've just destroyed the third battering ram today on that door.
Gryff wants me to do him a favour....
THE END
He bleeds like a girl...
I'm the hired help... You better be giving me coffee breaks...

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
*You have an incoming transmition*
lo, Lord William is in cluster 13 with you... I haven't taken his hint yet about the not returning of the messages... Is a possible NAP opportunity
................................ ......No.....
They still got people on 6 roids there...
Look again, Ghostbusters... no 6 roids there ;)
Yeh I know but LW got them in the last tick or two, they still crap and a possible target anyway.
13:2, 4, 5, 8, 9 :o! oh yes, 12 crap relative to rest :o

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
SMS decides he is a HC...
Ok guys what ships have you got??? *starts handing everybody out advice*... I always used to start bad, I was #36 earlier :P
did u scan init alot?... Youve basically got lots of roids and no fleetscore....
Aldar see's through his rank-boasts...
*scandalised tone* I have ships now... Follow tick plan ;)
ic, yea... That don't shoot at pods... Follow tick plan makes you a raid target.
You always have this - slant LC... *sob* Don't you love me anymore??? *sobs*
Calm down you lot, Aldar has a point and he's just cynacle thats all ;)

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Uni decides enough is enough...
Piss off Faramir... *kicks*
Outside #Infested...
??? What was that for :(
Lets ALL kick Faramir :P
Lemme! Lemme! *Kicks*
Not again :S

 

*You have an incoming transmition*
I was suprised to see LW tbh, he may be part of Hydra we are seeing a re-emergace you know :) *rants on for a while longer*
-.-
by Gryffalio, 1-25-06

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Hot on the trail of the leaker, our brave postman comes first to Lord Caldazar...
Heres your mail Lord Caldazar, btw where did you get those comics off??
Faramir, posted the link in #NoVi
If it was a leak shouldn't he be a plumber? *crowd boos* sorry... Won't be that corny again...
Hi I got your mail here, where did you get those great comics from btw??
Where dyou think? I got them off RIV... Aww MORE bills?!?!
Finally the miscrient is found...
RIV you led to the leak and consequent discontinuement of Gryff's comics... I'm here to pay you back...
nooooooooo!!!! I didn't do it!!!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
One round...
[Thunder] rules I am loyal to [Thunder] for life!!!
=]
A little later...
[Thunder] sucks its innactive and full of nubs... I'm making SatansAssassins. All of you have 1day to apply, after that you are assumed innactive.
>=[

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Shortly after SA is made...
CT rules. I am loyal to CT for life and Hanuman is the best player in the whole game!!!
xexexe :))))))))
a round or two later...
CT sucks and Hanu is the worst player in the world... He's gonna attack RIV and everything...
*grumble* >:((((((((

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
In the aftermath of quitting CT...
CT sucks and only Janus stayed with me when I quit...
mmm I'm gonna get slaughtered here by CT... Why didn't I just stay with them? 0.0
The round after...
I'm loyal to [Thunder] its the best alliance in the world and I never wanna join any other. I'm loyal to it for life.
=]
Very soon...
[Thunder] is innactive and nobody can do anything decent they just sit there worried for their own fleets... Thus I am making SatansAssassins... Erm... Again...
d'oh... Again! >=[

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
At SA battle command...
Hmm RIVs plans didn't work... Maybe I need to think stupid... And I am just the guy to think stupid as I do nothing else all day :D
Hey its me Aaliyah... I'm under attack and Hanuman is like... 3times bigger than all of us...
A flash of stupidness....
*thinkstupid*... *thinkstupid*... *thinkstupid*... I KNOW! WE ALL SEND OUR FLEETS RANDOMLY AT AALIYAH AND HOPE WE DON'T GET RETALED AND THAT WE HAVE ENOUGH TOGETHER TO WIN!!!
omg what an idiot... -.-
The outcome...
YES!!! YOU DID IT GUYS!!!
It was YOUR stupid plan Psycho ;)

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Deimon quits...
Guys I'm not gonnna be able to be leader this round... RL issues...
WTF NOOOOOO I'M NOT PLAYING ANYMORE!!! :(
K guys I aint leader, but I'm back and we're called Asgard now.... *leads*
oooh goodie :)
K guys I'm leader this round... *leads*
NOOOOO WE ALL QUIT!!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Outside #Cimmeria and the wierd angel dude with teh sword is on a coffee break
I HAVE IT!!! A DIFFERENT IP!!!
he LOCKED ME OUT!!! *sulks*
Chappers doesn't last long
WTF?!?! *Ban notice*
Why?!
Sorry! :P
Galmembers only!!!
I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS!

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
I wonder why they haven't tried the window yet...
Faramir tries the new plan...
Damn

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
So anyway, all the evidence points towards Drags being smaller this round... But Uni wants us to attack them for Ely/GoCi/TiT/DH
dude theyr using us as flak anyway
Dillusions rule supreme in the heat of battle...
Dragons have 25 gals!
It gets worse and worse....
riiiiiight... And lemme guess, this 5 star intel was brought to you by Elysium.inc?
Its our only chance for denting Dragons! and getting NAP with Ely or GoCi!

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
And now... Further madness
We now have a GoCi AC to help us out....
Look at my face, wouldn't you trust this face??
Wouldn't you trust a face like this??
Its imperative to a DoW good start that you get this attack on Dragons done
Yeah ofc cos GoCi aren't gonna screw us over like Ely are they *sarcastic role of eyes*
The poison spreads...
Unlike GoCi i'm not a complete twatt... Now look into my eyes not around my eyes look into my eyes GoCi is good GoCi is king GoCi is 1337 GoCi is GOD!
Listen Gryff if your not gonna listen to the deformed maniac who is trying to hypnotise you I suggest to keep quiet

 

Due to concerns recently issued by my friends I would like to issue the following statement:
This is not a fair representation of the ideas/idealogies or beliefs of any other players in this alliance. This is my own personal diary in which I make the happenings of the game funny (or try to)
They are in no way meant to be taken seriously although I do have a point occasionally. Evidence to support this includes the fact that there is two of me in this comic.
by Gryffalio, 1-25-06

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Ok now on my mark, we all attack that gal which is labelled as TiT but is actually a rouse to make us not attack them... Trust me, wouldn't you trust this face? *poses*
I'm sorry, but I think defending ourselves from imminent attack is slightly more important than suicide at the moment.
Uni clearly isn't hypnotised...
Watchu talking bout Thy?? The wierd GoCi... Thing... Is always right... *Goes off to do the GoCi AC's housework*
Wtf right now i'm recalling my fleet wtf are you all doing? :S
We got most of the targets and so we get most of the roids, I hope this means you will attack next time to get roids instead of us GoCi getting them??
Haha, then we can screw you all over next attack >=]

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
Somewher in a dungeon near GoCiland...
GoCi, Ely, TiT AND DeathHead all attacking Dragons whom intel suggests aren't as big as last round, am i not the only one who feels thats a little pointless? C'mon people THINK!
Erm Tim why are you red, holding a sword and sprouting horns and sitting in a dungeon??
Uh-oh... Whats SHE doing here? :o
I dunno... I think the wierd GoCi AC thing locked me in here... The past 30minutes are a blur... *mumble* GoCi is great.... GoCi is king... *mumble*
Yep looks like it...
NOOO LET ME OUT... I'LL JOIN GOCI... PLZ NOOOO!!!
Wait a minute why are you here??
I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE! Don't you want me around here? :'( *rants*

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
They are barricaded in here... I must brainwash them all... Starting with that Dragons-lover
*GoCi Great*.... *GoCi God*.... Master what do you command??
SIEZE HIM!!!
Dude who the hell are you???!
Who the Hell ARE YOU?! Your one of them, we must convert you yes >=]
wtf? I've been away all day, whatever it is leave me out of it... *Is hit on the head from behind by Uni*

 

by Gryffalio
1-25-06
A short fight after...
Sorry... I was on a coffee break...
OUCH... Uni has a hefty punch...
Meanwhile...
I'm off... Gud night
But -
wtf??? Where'd RIV go??? Why's everybody dissapeared? I'm lonely :(

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Yes I got a little pissed off this morning. I saw GoCi people in #NoVi and I just saw red and kicked them all...
Congrats :) Our gal and Aldar also join in that thought.
Yes but Lord Caldazar has his own agenda... Dragons...
Not really :P
I mean... You know... He always has this... Slant
-.- not the Aldar slant again.

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
I protested to Bern about GoCi, all they ever do is manipulate other alliances anyway.
Bern = Bad idea... He's an idiot viking
Cheese
GoCi great! We will own this alliance and destroy it as our flak! >=]

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Why have Imperium dropped in ranks?
Dragons screwed us over.
Dragons screwed us over... I don't even need to change anything to make it funny :P Dragons screwed us over.. No GoCi suicided you.
I don't like GoCi they suck.

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Kytheroid who I told FS would die to...
Dyou want an alliance?? My alliance has wanted an alliance since round began
Heh, how bigs your alliance Ky?
Looks like I was right...
6 members...
So FS didn't work out then??
Poor deluded fool...
*makes excuses*
*Everybody secretely laughing at him*

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
*continues flaming*
*continues excuses*
Gryff lay off Ky... Gryff leave him alone... GRYFF STOP IT
NOOO HE MUST KNOW THE TRUTH!!!
Gryffs having a timeout in the dungeon for a while... So anyway what were you saying Ky?
*continues regardless*

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Aldar in #Cimmeria...
Why does SMS keep following me about???
lol I dunno, ask him?
This slant may well be metaphorical...
you know, ive got this... slant
*Dies of laughter*
*explodes of laughter*
Gee I thought I saw Lord Caldazar round here?? I wanna talk to him about his... Slant...

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Explanation to a Viking...
We're getting pwned by drags and we didn't even join the attack.
It is a retal cos we attacking them last night now they want revenge! :D
No you see thats the point... WE didn't, you did... They have no way of knowing who WE are yet we are targetted, so somebody leaked out our memberlist.
Is because we joined in t he attack last night!
Btw you might want to duck incase of bullets... And didn't I just say that WE didn't?! -.-
Cheese

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
We have mass incs...
Hey GoCi guys... As we have a alliance can you plz defend us??
We have incomings ourselves right now... No really... Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes... We have incomings already
Lemme guess... From Dragons? -.-
Yes, Dragons have 25gals this round don't you know ;)
Riiiiiiight... So are you gonna honour your alliance or not?
Wouldn't you trust this face?

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Hey there, I wanted to ask howcome Dragons know all our members?
cheese
So... Howcome Drags know our memberlist?
I dunno, only GoCi knows our memberlist...
Die scum!
We are your allies why would we give out your memberlist? Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes... WE DID NOT GIVE OUT YUR MEMBERS AND YOU WILL MAKE ME HC OF DoW!

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
I'll send all my fleet to Fage and then the attackers shouldn't get any roids >=]
Idiot
noooo!!!! 24roids in 2ticks :S:S:S
yup... Idiot

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
A typical day of war with Faramir in your gal
Right i've sent to RIV...
I sent half my fleet to Fage and half to Micha...
Right I defended Minck on forced recall on me....
I've got to goto sleep now guys, my mommy made me my warm milk already and got the choo choo train book ready for my bedtime story...
So basically that means everybodies dead now cos of him?
Yes... Again...

 

by Gryffalio
1-26-06
Ok now it HAS to be impossible to lose this round...
Yeah finally a round where we completely own all competition...
Hey lets be dickheads and backstab for no reason Forbidden :)
Yes lets
-.-
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