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  Gwar01  

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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
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by Gwar01
1-10-02
So you say the man who robbed you was fairly tall and had dark hair and eyes, right?
Uh, yeah, and he had a big gun and two angry dogs and some camels, I think. Oh yeah, and he had a helicopter and an alligator.
Hey, you just stole that bottle of booze from my liquor store. You should give it back.
Uhhh...here he is, officer. Arrest him!
I should have known it was you. Imagine, trying to steal a bottle of booze from a poor, innocent homeless man who's down on his luck!
Hey, can't blame me for trying, right? Plus you never really arrest me. You just make me twist your nipples until they bleed while I sing songs from the Go-Go Girls.
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