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| So you say the man who robbed you was fairly tall and had dark hair and eyes, right? | |
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| Uh, yeah, and he had a big gun and two angry dogs and some camels, I think. Oh yeah, and he had a helicopter and an alligator. | |
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| Hey, you just stole that bottle of booze from my liquor store. You should give it back. | |
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| Uhhh...here he is, officer. Arrest him! | |
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| I should have known it was you. Imagine, trying to steal a bottle of booze from a poor, innocent homeless man who's down on his luck! | |
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| Hey, can't blame me for trying, right? Plus you never really arrest me. You just make me twist your nipples until they bleed while I sing songs from the Go-Go Girls. | |
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