I've decided not to get you anything for Christmas this year, because you celebrate Kwanza and I'm not really sure if gift giving is part of your religion.
I've decided not to get you anything for Christmas because I would have to buy it in a store that uses electricity and is probably a product made using electricity in some form as well.
I've decided not to get you a gift this year because you don't believe in God, and you need to get the fuck out of my Christian holiday.
