All comics by Happycakeman

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by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Once upon a time, a guy called jesus was on a cross and was slowly dying. Then suddenly out of no-where popped a guy wih a big mouth
Hey you! You with the big mouth!
Whut?
Could you do me a favour?
Whut?
Suck my dick?
FUCK NO!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Hey...HEY YOU!
Wanna suckie suckie? Or a bite of my taco? Only 5 dollas!
I'm gay
...thats good because im really a man ;)

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
This comic was brought to you by the happy cake man...now shut up or ill smear my happy cake on you!
Once upon a time a very angry squirrel ran into his brothers bedroom with an axe
Hewwo bwother
BLOOD! BLOOD GOOD!
EEK!
NOW IM GONNA TAKE YOUR NUTS AND SUCK EM DRY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
The president has hired a male prostitute for the night...
Come to bed with me honey...and bring the dog flavoured condoms!
Are you sure you wont tell anyone about this?
SCENE CUT
BOOBEDOOPEDOOOOOOOO!
9 months later
Why does that baby have a pubic hair?
Its not a baby its my husbands head MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
So i says to my wife...HEY WIFE, MAKE ME SOME GODDAMN GRUBS! and shes like FUCK YOU MR FLY GUY IM OUTTA HERE!
Intresting
And then after she left, i took the kids into my wardrobe, locked it, then set fire to it, while jacking off to some gay porn
I see
So uh...i was wondering...will you go out with me?
Sure!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
I'm so excited...this opens up a whole new avenue for my gay sexual experiences!
Good.
I was sondering...instead of getting me drunk in some bar, then taking me back to your house, fuck me then leave in the morning before i wake up. Could you just...eat out my asshole now?
Sure!
Suck it clean, ive had my fingers up theyre all day
Mmmmm...nutty

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Huh..Whu...What the hell? I've been abducted by aliens! HELP ME!
Hello, i am called Bob the alien, we have decided to abduct you for experimentation due to your funny looking eye
Whats so funny looking about it? Are you going to kill me in these experiments?
No, of course not, you'll be living the finest life possible, with the best food, excellent entertainment...we might even give you free porn
Free porn eh...ok its worth the risk, im ready for experimentation!
First things first...one of thousands of anal probing tests. Bend over please

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Hey mister, why do you keep lookin' at my shorts like that?
They look very nice...can you take them off so i can have sniff of them?
My mummy said im not allowed to talk to strangers...and you look strange. But then again she didnt say anything about taking my pants off either
Im just going to get my winkle out now, would you like to suck it for me?
Hey...dad whys that white stuff coming out of the end?
Be right back son, i need to get some...balloons

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
So uh...what you up here for?
Being the son of god, what you up here for
Im spartacus
NO IM SPARTACUS!
uh..ok i'll be jesus
HA HA HA IM SPARTACUS AND YOURE NOT...wait i wanna be jesus, i like the wind against my balls...

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Little Lucy was trying to catch a bus, but got lost so she asked a kind man who was standing next to her for directions.
Hey mister, do you know when the next bus is?
Shut the fuck up bitch! i didnt blow up no fucking bus! Now go home and cry to your mummy about it.
What does fuck mean?
It's what your slutty mother does to every guy in town, by the looks of you she must have aids or some shit.
Im scared...could you take me home?
What the fuck? HELL NO! you aint even lookin at my car bitch never mind riding in it, go on run home to your mummy, i got a girl waiting, and i heard she swallows, so fuck off

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Could you help me cross the road then please?
Listen bitch i said NO! My dates just over theyre, in fact ill talk to her right now
Hello
On second thoughts bitch, ill help you get a fucking bus home, alright?
YAY!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Ok on the count of 3-....1....
Hello everyone!
....2....
Tonight i will be doing something very original
...3...NOW
Im going to put a nail in my head! HA HA HA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
So after much walking the grumpy guy finally got lucy to a bus-stop
Ok you little whore the bus stops over there
Thanks Mr.Grumpypants i can go home now Yipee
Yeah, fuck off you lil' bitch, and next time get a fuckin taxi!
Bye Bye
The grumpy guy waws then eaten alive by the flying head and died because he was stung by a bee. The end
Oh well...back to church for me.
I AM SATAN REDRUM REDRUM HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Do not adjust your monitors
this is in fact, quite amazing
Now sarting, a TOBOR all night marathon.
Oh no! This is to rude...i need to go and have some anal fisting to clear my head of these dirty thoughts
its a fucking bad comic

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Hello! Do you want suckie suckie?
What...of course i dont, look at you your a little girl!
That can be changed
Huh?
Hello! Do you want suckie suckie?
Yes please!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
I lost my job today because of my personality
Lucky i have 3 more

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Once upon a time, harry potter met a strange looking kid, who was eerily familiar
Hello Im harry potter!
...wow
When i smoke some special powder i can do magic!
...i can do magic to...
END
AAAAAAARRRGH!
...i like bacon

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
HELLO YOU HAVE A BIG PLUG SOCKET, CAN I FILL IT???
YES PLEASE!!!!!
A few seconds later
WOW YOU ARE VERY TIGHT
I AM TIRED OUT
WANT TO SUCK THIS???
NO IT SMELLS OF CORN!!!

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Hello its me again, Mr.Funny-Funny man!
I am just going to read this letter off my wife...how i miss her so much
HA HA HA! that was funny wasnt it...the funny thing is i killed his wife and made that letter up
She wants a divorce because i keep hurting myself...o cruel world! I am going to slit my wrist now

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Hello Mr.Funny-Funnyman! Because your last comic was stupid i will now kill you!
WAIT! STOP!
Why?
Watch
HA HA HA!
Tee hee hee

 

by Happycakeman
1-01-02
Hello Mr.Funny-Funnyman! i have brought you here to see my latest invention!
Whats that?
I call it....Dill...Dill dow. It is a robot for cleaning anuses...like a enema except redder
Hey....what are those white stains on your pants...must wipe those off
To be continued...
Oh No what have i done!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey you, want some excellent porn?
Yeah sure!
Suckie Suckie?
LET ME CORNHOLE YOU!
So....do you like double anal?
Sure, do me now!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello Dill...why did you kill the scientist guy?
Because he was dirty.
Wanna see something funny?
Yes
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA...err0r....please insert 'Laughter' Cd...FATAL ERROR HAS OCCURED PRESS CTRL+ALT+DELETE TO RESTART

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello little boy, do you like clowns?
Sure i like clowns, i like theyre red nose best
Would you like to pull my other red nose?
Hmmmm...i dunno....my dad already asked me to do that and white stuff came out of the end!
Hey kid, i got an idea! why dont you just lick it off instead?
Uh....could we just play biscuit?

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey you!
Uh...what?
Why do you keep putting nails in your head?
I forgot
And so Mr.Funny-Funnyman got a new friend that day...A squirrel called Eet
So why do you do it?
Say....wanna play Jesus? I'll nail you to a cross and you get naked and wear some toilet paper...

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
So anyway i say to him, I bet you cant put youw hole arm up and...
Say Mr.Funny-Funnyman, what the fucks that?
Excuse me...what are you?
I am a pink donkey that can hypnotise people...to demonstrate my power i command you to put a nail in your head
Will Mr.Funny-Funnyman kill that squirrel? Find out in the next exciting episode of Mr.Funny-Funnyman!
Must...resist.....wait i do this everyday...HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA...now kill that squirrel

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
So...what is that thing then?
Hes a pink donkey and he wants me to kill you
Ok...but first do your funny trick
Ok then...
END
HA HA HA...later muthafucker
HA HA HA HA!...oh poo

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello, this is a test to see if something i thought up works
Moo?
HA HA HA! the html code works! PH34R M3333333333333
[img]http://www.necroharmonic.com/cdreviews/images/corpse_vomit_cd.gif[/img]
If that didnt work here is something funny i can say in one frame
HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE A GOOD CORNHOLING RIMJOB?

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello, this is another test, but also a stupid attempt to make you laugh
LOOK AT MEEE! I AM FUNNY!!!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello i am Tham the Thkeleton with the thpeech problem
Uh....welcome to hell
Poo
HA HA HA HA

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello this is a proper comic, that is meant to be funny and it discusses politics, sex and many other stereo-types
Uh..cool?
Poo!
HA HA HA HA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello, would you like me to lick your ass-hole clean?
Uh...sure
Hey...youre not one of dem queers are ya?
Sure am buddy!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey you, whats black and blue and hates sex?
What?
You tommorow morning! HA HA HA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey whats up Big J!
What are you doing here?
Apparently i am not the most evillest thing in existence anymore
Oh...what is?
Hello master
BEND OVER PLEASE I WANT TO FILL THE BLACK VOID IN YOUR LIFE

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Due to his recent adventures Mr.Funny-Funnyman went back to stand-up comedy
Hmmm...i need a new routine
Hello again! It's me Mr.Funny-Funnyman!
I know what i'll do!
Tonight i have chosen somethiing different than putting a nail through my head...
SET FIRE TO THE STAGE, HA HA HA HA HA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey you how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Uh...i dont know?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NONE! They should be in the kitchen goddamit! HA HA HA HA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Yessiree bob, i got me one of dem der computer majik boxes!
Uh....i think ill turn it on with my majik word than came with this ol' box o this
FATAL ERROR: REDNECK DETECTED
Jeeyzus Christ! i made some fire! Now i can make some toast in that special toaster box!
*SIZZLE*

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
I win!
...Why am i doing this...and why is that got talking....i must have had to many mushrooms on my toast this morning

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
By an amazing comic twist, the redneck has bought another PC! Will he have better luck this time? Who knows?
Well looky here! Another majik box...i think i need help
-LOADING- System command:Help...loading annoying paperclip...Paperclip loaded
WOW! This is really a majik box, look at that little paperclip! Excuse me Mr.Majic person, how do i work this dang computer?
You have asked: How to work this damn computer?: ERROR! Bill gates has made a fatal error! Please wait while system reboots and freezes again...
To be continued...
Hmmm...dese dang fireworks are starting to get expensive...perhaps i shuld jus' go outside an do sumthin' out theyre!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hmmm....So Da-dio, do you like this comic so far?
Its ok...i think
I think it kinda sucks...catch my drift bay-bee?
Uh...Do you want to see something weird?
SCREAAAAM!!!!!!
I still like bacon

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Yawn
Hello again audience! Because last time i was told off for being naughty and setting fire to the stage, i am going to do poetry now!
I have an idea...tee hee hee
To be or not to be...
tee hee hee
Who cares i put a nail in my head! HA HA HA HA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Now showing The brady Bunch movie:The Bradys go to Las Vegas!
WHAT THE FUCK??? Where the hells my tobor marathon channel?

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Beagle McAngry was a angry dog, that went to fight in wars and killed lots of people
Take that you smelly soldier person! No one can stop Beagle McAngry!
I will fight you to you puny military weapon with my MEGA NINJA PUNCH!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Whu..What happened?
You died, you will now be sent to hell...and dont try to disappear either goddamit!
Hell? But i was a good vicar!
I think you're being sent to hell because of your dead mother's head you keep under your bed...dont worry hell isnt to bad, some people actually like it!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey you i got a joke for ya! What did the quadraplegic, blind guy with aids get for christmas?
I dont know
Cancer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
This is my last show...
Hello, due to lack of story and i dont know what to do next show i have a special present for you all!
MUWAHAHAHAHA! You all called me crazy! Who's the crazy one now eh?
And with that Mr.Funny-Funnyman ends his comedy career with a bang...who knows what adventures he might get up to after he gets out of hospital? Until then Mr.Funny-Funnyman wishes you a nice day

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hmmm...why do i have blood on my shoes?
Earlier
...Insert slowly upwards...
Even Earlier
Oh my god! im having a period! I need some tampons damn quick!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hello
...
Can you talk? No? Ok bye!
...
?
Excuse me could you put that tentacle in my asshole? Thankyou

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey you! Why do you put a kid in blender feet first?
Why?
To see the expression on its face! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Happycakeman
1-02-02
Hey you! What do washing machines and blondes have in common?
What?
They both drip when theyre fucked! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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