Killbot vs. Cosmic Ninja. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 Fight!!!!!!! You are no match for my steel kill-claws. I think not! Action!!!!! OW! Damn you! Ha! ........ Ha ha ha ha! Victory is mine! All you did was push me down.
Ultimate robot fight. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 We shall fight!!!! In Hell!!!! ACID MISSILE!!!! PARALYSIS WAVE!!!! DEATH STORM!!!! FIRE ROCKET!!!!
Haruhara Haruko's many identities. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 Hi I'm Haruhara Haruko!!!! I'm Haruhara Haruko also!!!! Me too!!!! And me!!!! So am I!!!! There you have it.
Shock Rocket!!!! by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 I am Shock Rocket!!!! These character introductions are hell........ I have lasers, and I can melt through stuff.*THINKING* I hope that satisfies the moron writer........
Tenshi-sama. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 My name is Tenshi-sama. Yeah, real original. I was out of ideas. So anyway, my only real attack power is a gun. Really out of ideas. I like vodka screwdrivers.
Mitsuko the Elf. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 I'm Mitsuko. I'm kinda psychic, I guess. It WILL get interesting, once the introductions are over. I'm kind of an elf........ I have a fascination with elves........
Shizuka. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 Fiiiiiiires........ My name is Shizuka. Yeeeeeeeessss............ Ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Time for more *IMPROVISED* action! by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 So, now that that's over........ It's time for action!!!!!!!! Such as more robot fighting. Cosmic Kung-Fu action! Lasers!!! And missiles!!!!! Killbots!!!!!!!!
The Plot. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 This is an action story, set in the present. I am a robot from space. I came here along with my split personalities to seek and destroy an escaped mental patient. Who's non-offensive happiness is a menace to all. The improvised fight scenes you saw earlier are ally against enemy, and the conclusions will come later. So, enjoy.
A flashback: Genki arrives on Earth. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 Ah ha ha ha!!!! I've escaped!!!! Genki........ It's you!!!! Why are you here!?!?!?!? Heh heh heh. Why do you keep following me? Conquer the planet!!!!!!!!
Improvised happiness, for lack of a creative title. by HaruharaHaruko11-17-03 Time to skip!!!! Improvised skipping. La la la la la la la la la la! Genki happens upon a village. A village of elves!
When Elves Attack Pt. 1. by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 HA HA HA!!!! ELVES!!!! ^_____^ Fuck off you fuck. Wait. This is a really big city. We are very industrious. Dance!!!! Do it!!!! Oh you are asking for it, bitch.
When Elves Attack Pt. 2. by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 Come on!!! DANCE!!!!! Feel the wrath of Keebler!!!! Oro??? Rainbow Magic!!!! Our cookies are made with 100% souls. They're what make Keebler cookies special.
One of many that lacks creativity. by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 This place is dull........ Wish a kung-fu fighting space pimp would come along........ Wanna touch mah afro? n_n You liiiiiiike da afro. XD
A senseless waste of time. by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 After hanging out with the space pimp, Haruko was high. Really high. This room is upside down!!!! Behold!!!! ................ I am God!!!! Oro?
More improvised romance. by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 Wanna go back to my village? Sure. Don't worry. I won't let them bake your soul into cookies. ^.^ Shall we skip? Indeed.
At the village........ by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 So this is my village. Very industrious. Gasp! Look at that!!!! Oro?
Something of possible interest. by HaruharaHaruko11-18-03 ???? Ha! Your rainbow magic didn't last long! I'm stronger than that little elf. Prepare to be delicious! Genki! Oh no! It's you!!!
Dancing food items? You bet!!! by HaruharaHaruko11-19-03 So what was so important, embodiment #2??? Genki's here. YAY!!! You don't know where Genki went. I'm off!!!!!
Non-offensive happiness. by HaruharaHaruko11-19-03 So you want a plane ticket? Yeah. So, are you an elf too? They found me inside a meteorite that crashed into a mountain. Awww...... Okay, I should go!!! Happy flowery joy for the rest of your days!!!! What are you on? I want some.
Let's face it. I suck when it comes to titles. by HaruharaHaruko11-19-03 Are your ears real??? *RUBS EARS* Hey, stop. I wanted to ask you about this really happy person that might or might not be in the area. A blonde guy with spiky hair??? Yah, that's her, she's kinda boyish. She went to Canada. Yay!!! Canada!!!
Attack of the ghost riders. by HaruharaHaruko11-20-03 Indeed bwahahaha! The world shall be ours!!!! Indeed bwahahaha! They think Genki is insane because she hears our voices. It's the perfect plan!!!! Indeed bwahahaha! You're not even listening.
Mission. by HaruharaHaruko11-20-03 I've asked you all here to tell you wer'e going to Canada. You've all recieved your assignments. Please read them. Embodiment #2, pack. Embodiment #1, book flight. Embodiment #3 weapons, yeeeeeeeesssssss. Embodiment #4, check weather? Why? Because when the seven colours of the rainbow and the forces of heaven and earth combine, I become the ultimate warrior.
*INSERT TITLE HERE* by HaruharaHaruko11-20-03 Hey it's you! Yessssss....... So, why are the two of you sock puppets and ghosts? We were once socks that got worn out. That's so sad!!!!! Conquer the world!!!!
Some stuff happens. by HaruharaHaruko11-20-03 When the rainbow comes, my other selves and I will fuse into my ultimate form. But right now, I have to get to Canada. But first..... *HARUKO* Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today....
A meeting. by HaruharaHaruko11-20-03 The situation is getting worse. Bwahahaha indeed. Oro? This is no laughing matter. Haruko needs to be stopped. Bwahahaha indeed. You're fat! Bwahahaha indeed.
........ title??? by HaruharaHaruko11-22-03 I'm off to find my one true love!!!! ???? !!!! ................ Hi.
The God of firey explosions. by HaruharaHaruko11-22-03 I thought you were just an invention of my drugged-up mind. No. So are you really God??? o_O The God of firey explosions. Wah!!!!
Drunkyyyyyyy. by HaruharaHaruko11-22-03 Your time is up Pharaoh it'ss my world now....... L Aoshi Aosh Aoshi!!!!!1c7 AAAAAAOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIII IRREVLENYTTTTT IRRELEVENNNNNT
Still drunk. And irrelevennnt. by HaruharaHaruko11-22-03 i'M DRUUUUUUUNK. BKURA rYOU bAKUra Ryou Bakura Ryou Bakura RYOU... Bakura Ryou Bakura Ryou Bakura Ryou Bakura Ryou. Maha is a God and so is David.
I was drunk, now I'm not! =^.^= by HaruharaHaruko11-22-03 I know my drunkenness had no relevance to the story. It was something I'd never done before in any of my stories. Complete and total drunken idiocy. Now back to the story, more or less.
A sub-quest begins. by HaruharaHaruko11-25-03 Following my experiment with drunkenness, I decided to do more experiments eventually. I've been followng signs for hours.... those ghost socks really outdid themselves trying to throw me off their trail. DUMBASS There's another! DUMBASS FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
This is for Mr_Blonde. by HaruharaHaruko11-25-03 Welcome to my land! Stoopid bastard. To get past me, you have to let me lick you. *BLINKS, PULLS OUT GUN AND FIRES* Tee hee.
COMIC#37: DISCOLEXIA. by HaruharaHaruko11-27-03 *DISCO MUSIC* Yo. This is number 37. So the robot is gonna get DOWN, baby! *DISCO MUSIC* *DISCO MUSIC* YEAH!
This probably won't lead anywhere. by HaruharaHaruko12-07-03 Finally back in my current place of residence, at least for a while........ *RIIIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!* Fuck. ANSWER ME!!!!! Beh. I'm gonna go watch TV. FUCK YOU!!!!!!
Then again, almost nothing I do really leads anywhere. by HaruharaHaruko12-07-03 And now, back to "FRIENDS!" CRAP. FUCK YOU!!!! *CHANGES CHANNEL* GO TO HELL!!!!! There has to be SOMETHING on.
I often find writing difficult. by HaruharaHaruko12-07-03 HEY RETARD, ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!! Hello?????? HELLO???? REAL ORIGINAL JACKASS!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?!? Attention.
I'm not very gifted in that particular art form. by HaruharaHaruko12-09-03 *BLINK BLINK* Where's Haruko????? *BLINK BLINK* She's dangerous and insane and must die. *PULLS OUT GUN AND FIRES* Teeeeeee heeeeeee haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
But I try anyway........... by HaruharaHaruko12-09-03 I am kinda in love with Genki....... She's on my mind all the time. *SIGH* I hate love and romance and all that........ ^__________________________^ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3