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by Hawkdarato
9-12-05
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Now get the f**k out of my bar, or ill get my army.
yup...
Muahahahaha, prepare to die.
im sure
WHY WON'T HE LEAVE?!
God what a dumb army.

 

by Hawkdarato
9-12-05
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Ha Ha!
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Ha Ha!
SHUT THE F**K UP!
...

 

by Hawkdarato
9-12-05
Who is it and what is it
Who is it and what is it
OH SHUT UP I CAN READ MINDS YOU KNOW AND I READ YOUR SISTERS MIND AND I MIGHT HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONITE
Oh, shit i have to make mom pregnent tonite maybe we can reschedule it

 

by Hawkdarato
9-12-05
Our friends have been trapped on a uncharted island
Well, we might be here long
Yes, we should make camp.
Then the trouble started
...
Wanna see my tits?
Pervert
Or maybe should i get on top of you.

 

by Hawkdarato
9-12-05
Why am I in a comic?
Why am I in a comic?
Why am I in a comic? Do you Know?
Hmmmm... I think its a cycle, I dont know im a stick person

 

by Hawkdarato
9-12-05
A mysterious Letter comes in the mail
You got mail Bro
Whos it from, I wonder...
Maybe from mom
Maybe
Oh wait it's you're research papers from "sex with animals"
Oh, god no one was supposed to know

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
I dont think I should live any more
hmmm...
later in the city
god this is too hard
ok, its desided
...
die.

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Hi boys and girls, im your fellow fried smoky! This is my assistant Gaywad
Hello, we are here to teach you about pot!
yeah!
Now the first thing you need to know about pot is always get the bumper sticker that says "THANK YOU FOR POT SMOKING"
Then smoke pot!
Be sure to do it in public!!

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Did you hear about the new PS3 coming out?
Yeah.
Do you know what it's gonna be like?
Yeah.
how?
Kick-ass.

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
I shall rule hippies once and for all!
Hey, man that aint cool.
... AND WHO ARE YOU TO STOP ME?
A hippie.
I see
Man I this robot nots funkadelic but the backround is as good as shit!

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Ok, im in space, now what
I dont know you wanted to come
Shut up houston
No
Bitch
NO YOU ARE! *cries*

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Can I help you?
Do you have any fried mice?
No
What do you have?
Food
...

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
I think you got the magic touch for sculpting, boy
Thanks but...
But what?
These arent just used for art.
???
There meant for killing to!!!

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Hey daddy.
What is it?
Wheres the Christmas presents?
Santa got delayed
How?
He wanted venison this year.

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Hey dude
Sir there is no smoking allowed on the boat
So?
Please dont smoke
No!
Ok, then you have to die!

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Moo.
Quack
Moo.
Quack
Moo.
OH SHUTUP ALREADY!

 

by Hawkdarato
9-13-05
Are you the one whos been shooting?
Maybe
Sir, whats your name?
My name its Shut Up.
Excuse me!

 

by Hawkdarato
9-14-05
Hey Whats that in your hand?
Why should you know?
I dont know
Its none of your buisness
Nice ass
Bitch

 

by Hawkdarato
9-14-05
Whos goin to Jail today?
Micheal Jackson
I thought the jury found him not guilty!
I know
It's because he molested them and threatend before court

 

by Hawkdarato
9-14-05
So then this cop guy comes and says...
Oh shit here he comes
I think a bee just escaped from jail
Damn, it seems we need more bug off next time

 

by Hawkdarato
9-14-05
Howdy ho Shut Up!
The cop is gonna find u
god damnit
He went right
No thanx I already Had some today CIGS ROCK except for mr. stinkybutt, he molests too much

 

by Hawkdarato
10-01-05
daddy, what do you do when im asleep?
well we usually wait till you're asleep then we go out to the nightclub we come back watch TV and eat cookie dough and icecream
...
But tonite i think we'll change our schecdule so we can go to disneyland, hey Marty, Would you like one of those "micky hats" with your name carved into it?
Mooooooooooooom!!!

 

by Hawkdarato
10-01-05
Parle vous francis?
...
habla espaniol?
...
Buck?
buck buck buck buck!!! (stop botherin me bitch)

 

by Hawkdarato
10-01-05
Just say no to drugs people.
Hello? Ok next shift time.
SAY NO OR DIE!
dude, calm down don't copy your dad kid.

 

by Hawkdarato
10-02-05
Hey, havent I seen you somewhere?
Dought it i have many cousins
Did you notice we're underwater?
Yes i have gills
Air... need air.
Ha Ha!

 

Thank you Diane, now our top story tonight, a pig that won't eat jews?!
I don't know whats wrong with my pig.
by Hawkdarato, 10-02-05

 

by Hawkdarato
10-02-05
This better be worth it I payed $500 to see a live robot
SYSTEM DOWN GETTING BONER ATTEMPTING TO REBOOT
...
BATTERY DOWN
DAMMIT

 

by Hawkdarato
1-20-06
Bring it on!!
Ok!
Happy easter

 

by Hawkdarato
1-21-06
Its fun to stay at the...
Y
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What am i doing!?
MUST DESTROY HUMANS
?

 

by Hawkdarato
4-13-06
I am count dracula!
moo
u know what? you sound exactly like tom cruise!

 

by Hawkdarato
7-08-06
Dinosaurs drink coffee?
who said it was coffee?
?
Water originated from dinosaur spit (true fact)
(barfs)
What?

 

by Hawkdarato
7-08-06
Save a horse ride an alien?
How much?
100 F*king boobiessss
huhhhhh

 

by Hawkdarato
6-02-07
Oh, god...
I killed Elmer,
In a church too..

 

by Hawkdarato
6-02-07
It seems a ship broke down along the way here
Hello
FEAR MEEEE
Yeah right...
YOU SUCK
why do you speak in capitals?
I DON'T KNOW!!!

 

by Hawkdarato
6-02-07
Are you ready to fight?
Baa...
Not the response i was expecting

 

by Hawkdarato
6-03-07
Honey could you take out the trash?
Fine..
There, the trash has been taken "out"

 

by Hawkdarato
6-04-07
God is that you?
No, I'm tv's Jay Leno.
Ohhh, whos that?
That dude with the huge chin.
I hope you rot in the ground!!!
Oh, don't we all?

 

by Hawkdarato
6-04-07
Look Kitty! It's Grandma!!
I'm not your grandma
Yes you are!
Okay, you caught me!

 

by Hawkdarato
12-06-08
Lets see.. saxophone... S A X O P H O N E, saxophone
Correct.

 

by Hawkdarato
12-06-08
It is your time, son
one sec
SUPER POWERS ACTIVATE!
ah shit...

 

by Hawkdarato
6-15-09
OH SUCK ME HARDER IM GONNA JIZZ IN MY PA-
Well that was pleasant wasn't it?

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