All comics by Heretic

 

by Heretic
1-01-03
These things hurt.
I can imagine.
THE PAIN.... Why my son? Why???
It was fun and easy.
You did the right thing.
Yeah yeah, just give me Dynasty Warriors 4.

 

by Heretic
1-15-03
Hey man! What you up to?
Oh nothing really. I'm just pounding some nails into my face so I can never again be subjected to something like "Brain Powerd"
Hey! I happen to like that anime! Besides, how could you not love a robot series that has an intro showing off the titties of a dozen different teenage girls?!?
You're Satan, aren't you?
YOU WIN THIS ROUND HERETIC! BUT I'LL BE BACK!!!
With the complete LOVE HINA series on dvd no doubt....

 

by Heretic
11-30-03
Hi, I'm Killorg. I'm an annoying Aussie twat with 31337 fencing sk1llz. PH33R!
I believe anything is possible if you keep your nose to the grindstone and someday I'm gonna be a high price lawyer.
Of course.... I also believe in the tooth fairy.
........
I like monkeys.

 

by Heretic
3-29-04
Dammit! Out of toilet paper...
Hey Jim, you brought your copy of DW3 Xtreme Legends right?
Yeah, why?
It's about to fulfill its true purpose.

 

by Heretic
4-04-04
I stand by my inept opinion that Dynasty Warriors 3 Xtreme Legends is a better game than Dynasty Warriors 4.
I don't care that 3XL is just an add-on and therefore it's completely retarded to compare the two to begin with.
I don't care if a monkey on heroin could write a better bullshit story than the terd they pulled out of their ass for 3XL.
I don't care that Koei completely chumped me by getting me to pay $30 for features that are in DW4 (only without the graphical and gameplay improvements).
And I don't even care that my (already flimsy) argument comes apart like a $2 shirt once you make the fair comparison, 3XL vs 4XL, and it becomes obvious that 3XL is already obsolete.
You see, seven years of Buffy The Vampire Slayer has melted my brain and I'm no longer capable of reason or logic. But I still have my pride... and I will defend this mountain of STUPID with my life!

 

by Heretic
4-06-04
Goddamit! Why can't my Paladin get any lawful points?!? I don't get this Dungeons & Dragons stuff!
Grrrrr.... now my Wizard is dead! This game is stupid!!!
Or maybe you just don't know wtf you're doing.
What was that?
Nothing. 101010010101001....

 

by Heretic
4-06-04
I didn't know why I bought it.
Welcome to "A Quiet Weekend In Capri"
I just knew that I liked to mutilate myself...
Would you like to look at some old photographs of Capri?
Not particularly.
And this was as good an excuse as any.
Perhaps another time then... Thank you for purchasing "A Quiet Weekend In Capri"

 

by Heretic
10-21-04
Hi, my name is Killorg. You may remember me from such films as "The Idiot Aussie" and "Why Am I So Annoying?" But today I have something exciting to share with you.
Now... you're not going to believe this, but I got a "real" job! Corporate Australia HERE I COME! Straight to the top... and stuff. Woooooo!
Two days later....
OH GOD!!! THEY FUCKING FIRED ME!!! WTF??? THIS COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE BECAUSE I'M AN ASS........ FUCK!!!!! Oh well, I suppose this job isn't so bad.
Of course I want fries with that, you Ass Master.

 

by Heretic
4-06-08
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Tell you how I ran From that steaming pile of shit called Japan
I whistled for a plane and when it came near The side read "DOOM" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this plane is grand But I thought 'Nah forget it' - BACK TO KANGAROO LAND!
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdomThough it gave me the shakes To sit on my throne full of stingrays and snakes

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