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by Hobbithead
5-07-01
hey man, what's wrong?
Oh! So forlorn am I! Swimming in despair! Remove me from this mortal coil oh cruel fate!
oh, well, I ate your last hotpocket. I hope that's ok.
"...and so finding it pointless to continue living, I will drive a nail into my head with a hammer..."
Wanna go to the beach?
This is harder than I thought....um, sure.

 

by Hobbithead
5-07-01
Look, spontaneous combustion does not exist. It doesn't make any sense.
I mean, the thought that someone could just be standing, minding his own business, and then burst into flames is utterly preposterous. How can you believe such tripe?
shut-up.

 

by Hobbithead
5-07-01
The waves look beatiful tonight don't they?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't cry my darling, I'll protect you.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You say the sweetest things.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Hobbithead
5-07-01
Sucks about the world ending huh?
I care not. Energy can never be destroyed. Nothing has been gained or lost.
Ya know...we might be the last two people alive.
I am not a "person". I am far above your...hey, just what are you implying pal?
I'm just saying...its just you and me, I mean, I don't see anyone else around and...ya know.
You are getting so vaporized.

 

by Hobbithead
5-08-01
huh, so this is the end of time. Didn't expect it to be so orange. Hmm...kinda pretty I guess.
yup....
Wish I'd brought a magazine.

 

by Hobbithead
5-08-01
Beautiful day today.
I agree

 

by Hobbithead
5-09-01
Bachelor #1, what is your idea of a perfect date?
Well, first I would hammer a nail into my head. After that, its up to you.
...Bachelor #2, same question.

 

by Hobbithead
5-14-01
As the squirrels gather nuts in the forest...
where'd Dad go?
I don't know
whoosh....
man, I'm movin' out first chance I get.
true dat.

 

by Hobbithead
5-14-01
Oh man...this place is spooky.
freakin' me out...I..I gotta get outta here.
wait...what am I talking about?

 

by Hobbithead
5-14-01
Howdy young Asian girl...um....so....we're on a spaceship.
yup
look, now we're in the street amongst some ambulances...isn't that funny?
yup
sigh...I'm no good at this...
yup

 

by Hobbithead
5-14-01
There lived a man named Chizi-Jibini who made nonsensical comic strips.
There's no escape from the pervasive conformity
squawk!
My mom never hugged me
Squawk!
freshness
In...com...pre...hense...ible....
sockittome!sockittome!sockittome!sockittome!sockittome!sockittome!sockittome!sockittome!

 

by Hobbithead
5-18-01
And that son, is how you shave.
Okay then. Hey umm dad, can I ask you a question?
What is it son?
Can I buy some heroin from you?
You got the money?

 

by Hobbithead
5-18-01
Hey mister, can I borrow your hula hoop?
I don't have a hula hoop.
So I guess I can't borrow it.

 

by Hobbithead
5-18-01
Hey Zoe, is there an overhead pulley anywhere around here?
Not that i know of.
Got any rope?
Nope.
Am I doomed to sink into this hole then?
Pretty much.

 

by Hobbithead
5-18-01
Can you speak spanish?
No.
Do you know anyone that does?
Why are you so desperate to speak spanish?
My secretary hasn't got me my coffee yet.

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