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by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
An aspiring artist takes the first step.
Aha! Now to create my clever handle. It must be something original, yet descriptive...
Meanwhile, whilst our hero enters his handle...
We're gonna die.
Cool.
Shit, I forgot the 'e.'
HoplessGimper

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
So... you're... uh...
It's okay, my son. Many people find themselves in awe of my powerful presence
The great Fugabo chooses his words carefully...
umm...
Fuck you.
Fine, I'll go die for your sins on some other hill.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
It was just an ordinary LAN party...
UNTIL:
What's the point of being young, if you're only gonna die?
Our hero ponders the implications of it all...
must... kill... things... for... fun...

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
Who are you?------- I don't believe you
I am bodyless Satan. I come to claim your soul and also come with an action pack of accessories, including a pitchfork gun, humvee, and prostitutes.
Read here.
Well, shit.
I knew I should have just asked her out instead...
Kinky.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
Hello, pretty lady,
Hey. Your head is phallic and fuzzy.
Now fuck me with it!
I can't really do that, though. I'm afraid I'll lose too much respect for you.
You just met me, dickhead.
I'm going over to Fugabo's now...

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
Studies show that, since a certain comic on the low pass industries comic creator by Bobo32, spontaneous combustions have gone down by 85%.
Yep.
AAAAAUGH!!!
Well, shit.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
Bobo32 and women...
Look at my underwear. Wanna fuck?
A woman that cares about my existence!!! And I don't have to pay!
HoplessGimper and women...
Look at my underwear. Wanna fuck?
I would like to, but I'd lose to much respect for you. Got an 'e' I can borrow for my user name?
Fugabo and women...
Look at my underwear. Wanna fuck?
No. I'm not gay.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
On behalf of Hopless Gimper, we extend a full apology.
You see, he forgot to make the last 2 frames of his last strip, "The Gang's Love Life," into dialogue instead of thought.
What a dumbass.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
So.
So...
How's it hangin'?
I hate you.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
1999 -- K.J.
You wanna go out sometime?
...
2000 -- R.T.
Maybe some other time?
We'll see.
2001 -- Fugabo????? Noooo!!!
You wanna... Jesus, what the hell am I doing????
I'm gay. I mean, I'm not. I mean... fuck you.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
To clarify any conclusion, HoplessGimper has NOT asked Fugabo out.
Yeah, he's not THAT desperate...
...is he?
Hi there... Umm... uhh...
Not 'til 2002, bitch!

 

by HoplessGimper
3-18-01
Someday, son... your head will be cut off and you will run around aimlessly for a couple minutes...
Then you will be consumed by evil foul-mouthed Asian girls.
Awww...
Tastes just like... umm... Chicken? Shit, that didn't work.
Dumb fuck.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-19-01
Things are kinda lonely around here since Fugobo and Bobo32 went all crazy-like on each other.
I wish I had someone to talk to...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE-
Shut the fuck up, bitch!

 

by HoplessGimper
3-19-01
We have here the ultimate killing machine.
It is built for one thing...
All your light colors are belong to us!
umm... killing.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-20-01
AAAUGH!!!
AAAUGH!!!
Well... That's a first.
I never thought I'd see a spontaneous UN-combustion here...

 

by HoplessGimper
3-20-01
Bobo32 and Fugobo test their new-found knowledge of fire:
Ok...
Conentrate!
AAAUGH!!!
AAAUGH!!!
Wow... I never thought one could enjoy that much spontaneous flaming!
And you call ME gay.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-21-01
HoplessGimper contemplates a recent turn of events:
This is weird... me... with a girlfriend... I always figured Mofo could buy one before I could ask one who would say yes..
His confusion is for good reason.
But yet, here I am... I haven't even done some terrible socially inept unacceptable act yet...
And now, little swearing Asian girls:
What a dipshit.
Shut the fuck up. I kinda like his social in-fucking-eptness.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-21-01
So, HoplessGimper, I wonder how many people we've confused by telling the stories of our own life in these strips?
Me too, Bobo32. I can only think that maybe our stories might change someone's life.
What you say?
On second thought, let's just go on with little swearing Asian girls and shrouded Zero Wing references.
All your base fucking are belong to us!!! Bitch.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-21-01
It has come to our attention that some "Curry" thinks it is cool to make dumb, pointless, and large comics.
What, you expected us to swear or something?

 

by HoplessGimper
3-21-01
By the way, we forgot to mention something.
We like pointless and dumb comics.
Big is where we draw the line.

 

by HoplessGimper
3-21-01
And now, to make up for the lack of swearing in the last 2 strips:
FUCK! SHIT!
Fuck you, dumb bitch!
All is now well in the world.

 

by HoplessGimper
7-19-01
Vis
Rad
See? Rad is more evil than Vis.
Way to kill the joke, dumbass.

 

by HoplessGimper
7-23-01
After 4 longs months, HoplessGimper returns to the strip creator.
I'm back!
No one cares! Go home!
HoplessGimper is familiar with the Valve ERC contest, so he agrees. But suddenly...
Hey, you want to read my latest comic about VIS?
No harm in trying, I suppose.
HoplessGimper is overwhelmed by the evilness of mappers, and despite being one, doesn't want anything to do with them anymore. Plus he spontaneously combusts.
AAAAAUUGGGHHH!!!
'Swhat you get for trying to be clever and make another mapping comic!

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