Jon Meets a Girl

Author: Hunnypot

Date: May 12, 2001

by Hunnypot
5-12-01
Jon meets a girl, but there is something strange about her.
Oh my god.... could this woman actually be interested in having sex with me for free???
You are extremely good-looking and sexually attractive!
Jon is very aroused, but extremely suspicious.
Yes, she likes me!
I am deeply in love with you. I want to shag you here and now in this field.
Poor Jon. This should teach him to stop using angel dust, but he never remembers after shagging a donkey..
Jesus! This is NOT fair. Why do I only realize I'm high AFTER I shag the donkey?
Hee-haw-hee-haw