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by Hyper
1-04-02
Cowboy guy finds stickman with nail in his head
Hi, I am a cowboy from Texas!
I are men wit an kneel in a bed...
Well then, I should be going.
Sorry about that, my animator sucks at typing and really needs to get better.
So?
Oh the humanity! Dang it, my animator just made me pull a knife out of my butt, WTF, now he's going to make me eat it. AAARGH!

 

by Hyper
1-04-02
Halt, you are under arrest!
What now?
Man, that guy back at the office said this is easier done than said, or was it the other way around...
Man, that guy back at SFDT.com said getting out of a ticket is easier done than said, or was it the other way around...
Now that we are outside, we should... um.. what should we do?
Well, for one, I got to go now, the guys back at the SFDT are waiting and I might add that.. you know.. we got... buisness.. as usual... stupid animators with no skill at all. Bah!

 

by Hyper
1-04-02
Uh.. Oh..
I am Jesus, your savior!
Yo yo, jus let me confess my sins and let it be over yo.
FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE SINNED AGAINST THE HOLY ONE!!!
Woah!
What an idiot...
Ok, that leaves Mr. Jones and Dr. Mario.
GRAAGH!! NOOO!!!!!

 

by Hyper
1-04-02
How not to be cool
Look at me, I'm cool!
Yeah... sure.
Uh Oh..
I can prove it, I'm brave enough to go through Dr. Crazyman's expirements!
I dare you.
See, I'm so cool!
Ew, see ya later!

 

by Hyper
1-04-02
Hey stick scum!
Aren't you a stickfigure too?
Heck no, I'm a little girl trapped in a stick figure body...
You stole that from a show you dummy.
Just shut up!
Help... me...

 

by Hyper
1-04-02
MWAHAHAHAHA!! I AM LUCIFER
Woah!
Hello Mr. Stick! I am you true nightmare!!!
Go to he... Oh wait, you are already in it. Bleh.
OH NO!! AARGH, HELL'S TRUE NIGHTMARE!!! AAAAGH!! IT'S... IT'S....
Bad breath?

 

by Hyper
1-04-02
Hey bro, what's up?
AAGH! Shut up, I'm trying to nail this picture to the wall.
???
Why the f*ck did you do that for?!
Because you're a moron!

 

by Hyper
1-05-02
We are going to kill them now!!!
YEAH!!!
Eeewwww, what's this green stuff?
I think it was yesterday's lunch.
I think we should throw it on those darn...
No no, We already tried that.

 

by Hyper
1-05-02
Where were you on the night of the crime?
What crime?
hmm...
You mean the time I had an affair with you?
Shutup...

 

by Hyper
1-06-02
Hay!
Hay is for horses because pigs don't know how to eat em.
What makes you think I'm a pig?
Pigs are pink!
And I am the president and supreme ruler of the universe.
You are? Then can I have your autograph?

 

by Hyper
1-06-02
Oh yea!, im in the mood for some phone sex!
Hmph! I wouldn't get jiggy with you if you were the last paper clip on earth!
Hey sexy, what can I do ya for?
Self Destruct!!
I'll give you cannnnndy!
Hmm... I guess its too late to change my mind, isn't it?

 

by Hyper
1-17-02
Are you gay?
I'm a girl! HONEST!!
I asked a question, and she answers like she... OMG!!!
I can see what you are thinking...
Well, at least I know you are gay and you are a guy
Dang it!

 

by Hyper
1-21-02
AAAGGH!!! I LOST MY BUTT!!!
You lost your butt, and I lost my nail and I don't know where it is...
NOOO, NOW I LOST MY NOSE!!!
AAGH, now I fell into a trashcan
MORE NOOOOOOO, I JUST TURNED INTO A SPAT THINGY THAT HAS THE WORD SPLAT IN IT!!!
*Reads Script* Shut up

 

by Hyper
1-22-02
LOOK AT ME!!! I PUT MY WHOLE HAND IN MY PANTS!!!
You do realize you are talking to a squirrel..
Now if I can find my dildo...
I can see what you are thinking...
I'm stoned...
Meet me at wanker hotel so we can get together..

 

by Hyper
3-29-02
KNOWCK KNACK!
KNOCK KNOCK!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
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WHOS THERE?!
I LOVE YOU BARNEY!!! MWHEft;aegtkawreg
A HAPPY DAY IN HEALL
FIRE MAN!! TO THE RESCUE!!!
I AM A BIG GREY DINOWHORE NAMED BLARNEY!!wsaegtasweg

 

by Hyper
3-29-02
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ALL US YOU BASE ARE TO BELONG!!!
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I WANT YOU!
HAPPY DAY!!! smdgamkl
GIVE ME SOME ... NOW!!!!
OK OK, HERE, HAVE THE REST OF MY SKITTLES!! ANSfkjahsdgsg

 

by Hyper
3-29-02
I AM SO GAY!
I AM SO GAY!
I AM SO GAY!
I AM SO GAY!
I AM SO GAY!
YES YOU ARE GAY!!!

 

by Hyper
3-29-02
I AM THE BEST man on WORL!!!D
YAY, THAT MAENS THAT WE SHOULD WORSHIP THE EVIL AND HUMONGOS MUNKEY OF DOOM AND FLOWERS!

 

by Hyper
3-29-02
Regardless of your "trait", we , the evil weird race of flower pigs, will desroy and eat all of humaitry!!! MWAHAHAHHAA
What's my trait?
I don't know...

 

by Hyper
3-29-02
No?
I got a letter in my mailbox!!!
INCONSEIVABLE!!!
Yes (no)
WOO, I FOUND TRASH IN A TRASH CAN!!!
AMAZING!!!!
IDIOTS ARE IDIOTS, LEAVE THEM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT!
OMG!! I FOUND 493525 DOLLARS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!
Pfft, that's nothing, look, I found a penny in a wallet!!!

 

by Hyper
6-01-02
Must...

 

by Hyper
6-01-02
Stupidity
We're gonna die!
If we split, we will cover more ground and get killed by a zombie!
Spliting up is bad
?!?!?!
IEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Peanuts
Would you and the zombie seperate for a second?
mmmmm....

 

by Hyper
9-14-02
Gobbleface spots his prey, a lone pre-cooked chicken.
Hello chicken, im about to eat you.
Cluck?
The wild Gobbleface lunges at his prey and gobbles it down in one gulp.
*GOBBLE* *CRUNCH* *GULP*
Ouch, I am being eaten alive, how painful.
Gobbleface then turns away and @@*@hgr###jhJHJFhfedjoiIOUHjfd*&$@hj@$HJi432
How disgusting. It tasted like frog's legs.
The moral of this story is that we are having technical difficulties.

 

by Hyper
9-14-02
Noooo!!! EVIL MUSIC OF DOOM
LOOKIE, I GOT THE LATEST CD FROM N'STINK!
Really?! Show me!
GAPING IN AWE!!! W00t!
It reminds me of the time my father died on a bag.
Wow... I'm gaping in awe. I think..
I WAN OWT OV EYEDEEUHS!
GOO DADDY BOOOPY DADDY DAY POOP!
I SLAP j00!

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