Confessions by IAMK5-06-04 Butch had decided to go to his local church to confess his sins, but he found it mildly uncomfortable. He tried to think of the best way to make his experience better. He figured he could confess his sins while doing something he liked, God wouldn't mind.
Smells Like Teen Angst by IAMK5-06-04 Butch had met this man on the street. Well enough at first, but he talked for hours. It's all about the music, not the money. I think Courtney might be trying to kill me, man. Butch didn't know who this Courtney was, but he decided he would do her a favor. Anyway, I gotta go. Thanks for the chat.
Forgetfulness by IAMK5-06-04 Butch couldn't remember where he had buried that insurance salesman. He wanted to retrieve some organs. It wasn't until he gave up and went home that he remembered he had drowned him instead.
Nine Inch Nails by IAMK5-07-04 OH GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! Butch had always been curious about crucifixion, now he had finally done it. But he wished he hadn't done it in public. The cops never understood his art. You have the right to remain silent.
Madness by IAMK5-08-04 When Butch awoke from his current delirium, he found himself in a place that he had never seen. It scared him. Welcome stranger, you have reached the land of milk and honey. There is no sadness. Butch decided to make the best of his current situation.
Contest Entry by IAMK5-09-04 Hi. I'm Butch. I never express my own thoughts outside of killing, so I'm going to give it a try, so you can get to know me. Ready? KILL HER. RIP OUT HER SPLEEN. CUT OFF HER HEAD. IMPALE HER. GOUGE OUT HER EYES. I'm sorry, that was mother. She thinks being dead still gives her the right to control my life.
Call of the Squid Beast by IAMK6-18-04 Where am I.. I remember a big storm hitting our ship. Oh, great. It's fucking Cthulhu.
Wild Tentacle Demon Appears! by IAMK7-14-04 Now that I've destroyed the evil Wizard King, what peril will I, the brave but sexy warrior girl, face next? ...How about no. Krrrrrrr
A Morality Tale by IAMK7-14-04 Sometimes Frank makes me so angry, he's so bossy. Are you listening? Uh huh. So anyway, I don't know what to do. Sometimes I just want to strangle him. Violence never solves your problems, it only creates more. ...What were you doing in that other room? ...Creating a ton of problems.
Bored, No Joke by IAMK8-27-04 I actually had a good idea planned. But then I forgot. I'm sorry. ...I don't know why this skeleton is here either, I just dislike the default Asian kids. I'm a skeleton.
Stephen King's IT by IAMK8-27-04 My dad says not to talk to strangers. Well, I am Pennywise, the dancing clown, and you are Holly. I guess we're not strangers anymore. Check this out. OMG GONNA SCARE U I AM A SPACE BUG!!11
If You Get It, You're A Nerd by IAMK8-30-04 So, a priest and a choirboy walk into a graveyard. Stop right there. Only nerds tell those jokes. So as I was saying, a priest and a choirboy walk into a graveyard.
A Priest and a Rabbi Walk Into a Room by IAMK10-21-04 So...Did you hear the one about us? ....Shut up.