I_am_the_Sunday_Time

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So you had a late night and you get out of bed at 4.30pm, all the shops are closed and it's already getting dark. What are you going to do with the rest of the day? Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing. That's who I am.

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Rabbit vs robot

by I_am_the_Sunday_Time
10-25-01


	I am a rabbit. I am small and futile and vegetarian, defenceless and good only for putting in stews. Not very nice stews.


	I am a robot. I am mankind's eternal enemy and will destroy you all like in T2. Also I can build cars better than you can.


	I live in a hole. Small children crave my fluffiness and want to stroke my white tail. I am proof there is such a thing as having too much sex. Australians hate me.


	I am implacable and unstoppable, I come with a one-year guarantee and my voice sounds great when sampled on techno records. One day I will do your ironing too.


	Hugh Hefner named some foxy chicks after me.


	You win.

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