All comics by Indie_chris

 

by Indie_chris
3-26-02
Hey little boy, want to see a trick?
sure!
watch how far i can shoot my spunk!
impress me
shit!! im snowblind!
polar is gay

 

by Indie_chris
3-27-02
Hello. My name is Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins.
I have a very imortant announcement for everyone today.
Polar can eat a dick.

 

by Indie_chris
3-29-02
The grim reaper stalks his prey....
mmm....fresh meat....
...then he lets out his battle cry!
SUCK MY BALLS!
...present them
Grim Reaper cannot be 0wn3d
bitch

 

by Indie_chris
3-30-02
Arthur and Marvin are standing very horny together
Robots cannot have sex
do robots have apparatii?
Arthur is still devestated by the destruction of earth, and he's horny
would you enjoy a gander at the region?
DONT MIND IF I DO!
...yes
TOUCHDOWN!!!
gimme the extra point babyyyyyy!!!

 

by Indie_chris
3-30-02
Hello. My name is Alan Ebsary. My Phone # is 613-446-7597
I am gay and I can never get anyone to call me and phone sex me.
Call me and ask for Rammer Supreme Alan

 

by Indie_chris
3-31-02
Rap masta skelet0r 2002 biatch!
yee haw...ride me im the rap masta cowman y0
cow man?
COW MAN!
cow man?
i like fat chicks

 

by Indie_chris
3-31-02
Alison and Chris are having yet another pointless conversation over the internet late at night...
it's official...
...?
i think you shoudl marry this fuzzyman, chris
no
ok there...
hah!
as intellectually pleasing as that would be i cant do it.

 

by Indie_chris
3-31-02
Mike arrives at Chris's house for the same reason as always
DUDE!!! WHERES YOUR GUITAR MAN!!?
please leave
LETS PLAY TERRITORIAL PISSINGS THEN BRO HYMN!!!
eat shit and die
Moments later......Chris forces Mike to eat shit and die....
fawker

 

by Indie_chris
4-01-02
J.S. proposes he and Chris(who are brutally baked) go ona quest.....
DUDE! LETS GO ON A QUEST!!
dude im so blitzed right now
ill blaze another dube once we get into the forest
dude im gonna badtrip...what are we questing for?
beaver!
THE PRICE IS RIGHT BITCH!

 

by Indie_chris
4-01-02
Infantry comes to save Jesus
CHRIST!!!! we are here to save you!!
...
thou shalt not use thy lords name in vane...you perish now!
FAWK!
does thou wish to perish aswell meek plastic individual?...
..thats not what he meant...

 

by Indie_chris
4-01-02
Whats the deal?
Forensic expersts say its the wierdest homocide case ever. Apparently 40 gallons of semen were blown through her head at 7 billion ight years/s
WOW!
yeah. i think we have a sick bastard on our hands here
my guess is he was saving himself for his woman, but didnt want to kill her or blow off his hand jerking it, so he blasted a cheap whore....
it IS love :)

 

by Indie_chris
4-02-02
THIS IS A GENOCIDE MISSION!!!
?
IM OUT TO WIPE OUT THE VIETNAMESE!!
^*%^&$(*&
DIE COMMIE!

 

by Indie_chris
4-02-02
I think im going to go find my biological parents...
minutes later...
i cant belive how bad the whore houses here smell.
Dont forget to bring a towel!

 

by Indie_chris
4-02-02
"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort. Suffocation, no breathing, dont give a fuck if i cut my arm bleeding...."
...
eat shit.
I hate Coby Dick :/

 

by Indie_chris
10-03-02
trespasser!
narf!
thats motrin pain
i can seee the staaars!

 

by Indie_chris
11-08-02
ALL METALHEADS ARE SATANISTS HAR HAR HAR!!!!1
u r teh sux0r
holy fux0rz batman!
I R NOT U F4GG0T m0535!!!1111
teh sux0r d13 BIOTCH!!!
winar machine!
ARGH! NO I TEH SUX0R NOW!!!!!!!!!!111111112
i r teh winar machine!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
everyones got something to say, everyones a critic
everyone is laughing, everyone is hiding something from me...
no more!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
everyones got something to say, everyones a critic
everyone is laughing, everyone is hiding something from me...
no more!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
why do I have to say something?
why am i always the one that needs to talk?
ag!.

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
so...hows things?
hot.
fire 1 turns the heat down.
...much better

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
SWEET HOLY SON OF AN ALIEN NYMPHO!
THAT'S RIGHT! LETS HIT THE SACK!
i wanna be the mail man!!
touchdown

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
hello.
:/

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
i wish i wasnt such a jerk
me too
we must make people feel realy bad
i agree
i think we should die
me too

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
i deperately want to fuck you up the ass
..?
i desperately want to rip that tiny little colon of yours open wide with my canadian rain stick!
do it from this angle
i feel a cold front!
cold ass!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
Attention ladies and gentlemen, it is my sad duty to announce...
JESUS WAS A HAMBURGER!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
the creative juices are flowing like menstrual blood
!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
YOU LIE!! JESUS WAS A HERMAPHRODITE!
k fine, he was both.
hermaphroburger

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
i am not a hamburger!
untie me!
they are soooo gonna get wrathed!

 

by Indie_chris
11-14-02
....
hey man!!! you're the coolestr!!!! blaaaarerghgfdf1!
wtf was that?
blargh!
are you puking dude?
yeah, sorry, i was just listening to the new album

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
why wont anyone talk to me?
why am i alone?
hello?

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
its like time travel

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
wow.
what the fuck did you do...?
im...not...sure...

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
waaa....
I THINK U R TEH SOMEHWER U DONT WANT TO BE!!111x0rz
hmm... that is quite the pickle
I LIKE PICKLES!!!!
k

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
FUCKING SON OF A HELL!
uh..?
it is indeed a disturbing universe
...

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
wtf
hey
hey
i just pissed myself

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
who are you?
I'm alison, your spiritual guide
i see...what did you do to the funky background?
smeared cum on it!

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
jizzin goatshit
heh
jizzin goatshit cums on screen!
wtf...
hi!

 

by Indie_chris
11-15-02
THIS IS THE COMIC OF REUSED LINES!
so...hows things?
FUCKING SON OF A HELL!
JESUS WAS A HAMBURGER!
i wanna be the mail man!!
ag!.
i can seee the staaars!

 

by Indie_chris
11-17-02
>:D
spiteful machine...
PAH!
:(
tool!

 

by Indie_chris
11-17-02
NIGHT 1
:|
ok..its just you and me computer...dont be afraid....
NIGHT 2
:|
ok..its just you and me computer...dont be afraid....
who's laughing now? DAD?
oh god...save me!
ALLRIGHT!!! TIME TO RIP YOUR ASS OPEN AND FEAST UPON THE GOO INSIDE!!! HAR HAR!!!

 

by Indie_chris
11-18-02
what in the name of hollow metal is wrong with you?
all the girls make fun of me!
there there, you're safe with me
*sob sob*
there there
AHH!!! WHERES YOUR OTHER CLAW GOING!????

 

by Indie_chris
11-18-02
hwo do yuo get teh new msn messenger(TRADMARK MICROSOFTCOREPOR0N!)
I KNO NOT TEH MSN MESSENGER
NO I AM NOT CALLING UOU TEH MICROWH0REZ!
are yuo calling me teh microwhore?
plese stop teh yelling!
I AM NOT TEH YELLING! YUO ARE TEH YELLING!

 

by Indie_chris
11-18-02
i r teh hunt0r of teh litel girls
holy shit i dont see a killer behind me!
hai litel girol, i am teh here to kill teh you!
sux0rz for me :( i want my mommy
i had your mommy...tasty tart har har
sick foo

 

by Indie_chris
11-18-02
hwo would yuo rather i use teh K NIFE! on yuo insted??
...
?
DONT FUCK ME WITH THE HADNLE!!!
you cant stop me!
fo shizzy

 

by Indie_chris
11-18-02
are yuo prepard to die??1//
no!
shall i give you a moment to soil yourself?
...
please, i do belive i have kidney stones :/

 

by Indie_chris
11-18-02
you know what girl? you are just too not my style of murder.
oh?
there arent enough forms of pain to inflict upon your minority-ass
:(
FUCK YOU BITCH!

 

by Indie_chris
11-19-02
I AM RICARDO! AND I AM HERE TO KILL JOO!!!
im shitting my pants!!!
im shitting my pants!!!
*sigh*
im shitting my pants!!!

 

by Indie_chris
11-19-02
I AM RICARDO! AND I AM HERE TO KILL JOO!!!
im shitting my pants!!!
im shitting my pants!!!
*sigh*
im shitting my pants!!!

 

by Indie_chris
11-19-02
great show last night, eh?
yeah, quite good.
it was really punk how you RODE ME ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT!
PUNK LIKE THE DILDO YOU SHOVED IN MY ASS!
to be continued...
PUNK LIKE WHEN YOU COCKSLAPPED ME UNTIL MY FACE WAS BLEEDING!
PUNK HOW YOU KEPT SUCKING IT!...

 

by Indie_chris
11-19-02
we are like the aliens in the simpsons
YES!
IM COLD NOW!

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