All comics by Insomniac74

 

by Insomniac74
10-04-06
What was that, honey?
Round 1... FIGHT!
I said, you've been cooped up inside playing games ALL day! Go outside! It's a beautiful day today.
Fine... (sigh)
Round 2... FIGHT!

 

by Insomniac74
10-06-06
Heather, my husband spends his weekends doing nothing but playing video games. I can't stand it anymore.
Well, I never see my man during the weekend. He's always busy. But I'm sure he's doing something important.
Yes! A few more hours and my level 55 ranger will be able to use his one-handed heavy war ballista of automatic critical!
*BLOOPITY BLEEP* Level up!

 

by Insomniac74
10-07-06
Dude, I can't game with you this saturday. My wife wants us to spend more "quality time" together.
Yeah, Heather wants to do something special this weekend, just the two of us.
You know... we could actually act like men for once and just say no.
Yeah...
Then again, I don't have many points in Persuade, and her Remain Resolute skill is at 94%.
Besides, Heather's got a Sass rating of 19. Even if a roll a natural 20, she's too much for me.

 

by Insomniac74
10-08-06
You know, maybe my girlfriend is right. Instead of gaming all day, I should go for a hike or visit a museum. I won't even log onto my MMO today.
What was-a that I just heard?
N-n-nothing, Master Mario! I... I said nothing...
*shudder* Women just don't understand what we gamers go through.

 

by Insomniac74
10-10-06
YES!!!!!!!
Hey honey, guess who that was on the phone? The Revlon people want me for their new ad campaign!
Amy, ever since you started taking these modeling jobs, you've changed. I miss the old, down-to-earth woman I married.
You'd rather get a job instead?
Have a nice day at work, darling!

 

by Insomniac74
10-11-06
... it's just that all the other girls I see at these photo shoots are so perfect! I get stomach cramps just thinking about how I don't compare to them. Everyone's thinking I'm not good enough.
Yeah, but-
... and my thighs are so puffy and my hair isn't shiny enough and my boobs aren't big enough and my shoulders are too knobby and my teeth aren't white enough and my hips are too wide and--
Yeah, but... *sigh*
Amy's having issues again. I'm trying to reassure her, but I'm not sure it's working...
Just tell her if she doesn't shut up and realize that she has a body any woman would kill for, I will shove that Revlon shit elbow deep into the one place it *won't* make her pretty.

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