All comics by Ittan

 

Garfeeld by Ittan 6-22-04
Garfeild Garfeild, gimme a bagel. John, you smell like cabbage. Your car is on fire.	OK I'll take care of that thing. Good.	Meh...good enough. Car. Fire.

 

Apology by Ittan 6-22-04
A public service announcement from Ittan Hello people. I'm Ittan, creator of this comic thingy.	I would personally like to apologize for the first strip, but...	....I forgot what I was doing....*cluck*

 

Hehehehehe..... by Ittan 6-22-04
Hello mister! I'm a cute little squirrel! It is time...	Time to eat some nuts? ...are you serious?	What do you expect by now? So no nuts? Sorry.

 

Suzxks by Ittan 6-22-04
I've done it! I've made FIRE!	What? A little girl?! Where did my fire go young one? Who are you calling a girl?	When did this happen?! Remember kids: only you can remember forest fires!

 

I'm obsessed, ok? by Ittan 6-22-04
	Listen to Chemical Brothers.

 

Me online...-_-shameful... by Ittan 6-22-04
A day in the life of Ittan. Hey Tsee!^^ ...	Why aintcha talking to me? I feel so sad! *turns you into an ostrich* BWAHAHAHAHA! Talk to meT_T ...	I feel so lonely! Why dont you ever talk to me anymore? FINE! I HATE YOU! I have to leave now.

 

DILI2 by Ittan 6-22-04
Another day in the life of Ittan!		Fun....

 

I fear for our youth. by Ittan 6-22-04
Ok, so this one time I accidentally opened one of my sisters emails. Yo G whas happenin? Not much poot dawg. Just chillin.	Honest to god they were talking like this. (not exactly...but something along these lines...) Word, word. I love you bitch! Yea bitch, I love you too.	Sad things: Our town has a black population of less than 10, which is also the age of these people. Gots tah go ho! Yea ho!

 

Caution: Bush Rant by Ittan 6-22-04
Another public service announcement by Ittan. Hello. Ittan here again, and I would like to bring up a serious subject. President Bush is not a good president no matter what argument you bring up. First of all I would like to state that.... ommitted that one missile treaty with Russia; am I the only one that remembers that? And while he's looking for weapons of mass destruction in some random middle-eastern country: Korea is SCREAMING...	"WE HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCION! WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!" And dont give me any of that "well he's just stupid" crap. Thats a very good reason to not like him. Would you want me to be.... president? I hope not. I would run this whole country down the toilet and it would be even worse off than during the 1930s. But at least I wouldnt drag us into a country for absolutely no reason...	with no exit plan. I may be dumb; but not a moron. Ya know what else? The EPA gave him the first F ever. Of all the presidents america has ever had, he got the only F. WHAT A LOSER! HAHAHA! Since nothing funny has happened, I would like to say SHROOMS!

 

MTV sucks. by Ittan 6-22-04
Pimp my ride on MTV Yo this is XIBIT (however the hell its spelled) and I'm gunna pimp your ride! Like, Oh my god! Its XIBIT! I like...Oh my God! Like, Pimp my ride!	Aight guys, this is the worst car I've ever seen. What are we gunna do? Aight dowg, we're going to put in a TV, some fat paint, 32xCS wheels, a redicuously uneccisary wing on the roof of the car, and we're going to give it a snorkel so it can go underwater.	OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! THAT IS NOT MY CAR! THIS IS SO COOL! Yea! And along with this awesome car we got you: a new Cell phone so you can talk to people you dont need to talk to while you drive your redicuously overlavished vehicle.

 

Had to.... by Ittan 6-22-04
Pimp my cell phone on VH1 Hello! This is Madonna with Pimp my Cell phone on VH1! Yea dowg! Yea! Pimpin! Yea!	Aight Bitches, what are we gunna do here? Uhhh....like...I dunno! More ringtones?	Yea dowg! More ringtones! You Pimped my Cell phone! But, we're also going to give you a 20 oz steak!

 

Hahaha....>>;;; by Ittan 6-23-04
Since every comic on this whole thing uses the jesus at least once for a horrible joke; I've decided its my turn. I would like to apologize ahead of time for the crudeness of this joke. If you decide to take offence that is no ones fault but your own. Have an open mind and accept that I too feel the need to use Jesus for a joke once. I really hope this attracts more readers...*cluck*	Hey Jesus. Hey Rod.	Whats hangin?

 

I should talk... by Ittan 6-23-04
Ladies and Gentlemen: The office humore cliche! ....So I told him to get a 327 upgrade for his Linux! Linux sucks.	Welcome to hell. From now on you shall do nothing but fill out meaningless papers and type on keyboards that dont work! Eh, I've been doing that my whole life.	See....not funny. Get a life. I'm stuck in this meeting help me out! I'm so hungry that I ate my shues and I really have to go to the bathroom! Oh!

 

Santa's stash is running low! OH NO! by Ittan 6-24-04
Sorry...I just love this santa. Damn, why is it so hot down here?	Hey Slam! Uh....you got the....uh....you know... Yea....I got your cookies....if you got the dough.	If I had the dough, I'd be making them myself you twit! I mean currency you wanker!

 

Dont ask -_- by Ittan 6-26-04
	SNIKKAHS! Thirsty? Grab a snikkahs!

 

Anofer Fuhking Apowlogie. by Ittan 6-26-04
I'm a dumbass.	I cant spell.	Sorry.

 

Day in the life of Ittan. by Ittan 6-29-04
My dad decided to take me fishing this morning. At....5... Wake up! Fishing! ok.....	We were out till....10:30 WHY NO FISH?! Ahhh....	It was quite relaxing. Dad...I have to go pee.... Theres a bottle under the steering wheel. Kneel down and use it.

 

I'm alive. by Ittan 8-04-04
I'm temporarily backish. I guess I should make a strip....		There. Happy?

 

idiotic... by Ittan 8-18-04
huh? * *snap* * blogh!!!	i am just doing random stuff....but it is working!!! * *whispers loudly* *HEY....WERE BEHIND BUSHES!!! yes...that is to get rid of the evidence...MUAHAHAHA!!!	idiot... SANDWICH!!!

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