This guy walks into a bar with a chicken and an alligator. The guy says to the bartender, "I'll have a Scotch and Soda." The alligator says, "I'll have a Martini."
"That's amazing," says the bartender, "that alligator can talk!" "Actually," says the guy, "I'm a ventriloquist."
Later that night, Clarence wrote a note to Plurp, threatening violence.
