All comics by JAC

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by JAC
2-19-03
In da house
My name is M&M. I am filled with hatred of women and homosexuals.
My place again tonight, stud?
Did I mention the self-loathing?

 

by JAC
2-19-03
People ask me why I'm so successful.
It's because I'm an original! There's never been anyone like me.
* Ice Ice baby...*
Now wait just one damned minute!

 

by JAC
2-19-03
The inspiration for Sakata's disturbing, humorless comics was once shrouded in mystery.
Hi, I'm Sakata, a deeply disturbed adolescent with a poor grasp of the English language.
What could inspire such violent rape fantasies?
I'm also a misogynistic homophobe who has never seen a real women naked.
Apparently, Freud's theory of the Oedipus complex was right on the money.
Sakata, are you jerking off to Hentai porn again?
Goddamit, mom, don't you knock?

 

by JAC
2-19-03
Hi, I'm Gabe, star of the Penny Arcade comic strip. I'm here to talk to you about some of the cartoons you guys are making on this site.
A lot of strips have inside jokes, obscure references, or stupid plot lines. They're JUST NOT FUNNY.
Kind of like this one?
Shut up.

 

by JAC
2-20-03
Gabe is still annoyed...
Hi, it's me again. Today I want to talk about some of the silly hero worship going on in the forums.
I'm sick of the noobs sucking up to the senior members like they were some sort of cartoonist gods.
All hail JAC!
Not now, dumbass.

 

by JAC
2-20-03
M&M plays Detroit...
* Will the real Greg Brady, please stand up. Please stand up. Word! *
Mom, what the hell was that?
It's called Ricki Lake syndrome, son.

 

by JAC
2-20-03
Bless me, oh Lord, for I have sinned...
Bugger off.
I beg you, Lord, hear my confession.
I said bugger off. I'm not interested.
But I'm a Christian. You're supposed to love and forgive me!
You guys let the Romans nail me to this fucking cross. How did you THINK I'd feel?

 

by JAC
2-20-03
Don't make Jesus angry.
Your father wants you back in heaven, Jesus.
Get lost, Michael. I'm a little pissed at him right now.
You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
He said to bring you back by any means necessary. So let's go.
Oh, really?
Told you.
Gaaaaaah!!!
Asshole.

 

by JAC
2-21-03
Everything funny boinky33 has ever written...

 

by JAC
3-04-03
In last week's episode, a petulant Jesus "fired" the Archangel Michael.
Now maybe I can get a freakin' nap.
Naturally, God was a bit miffed.
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!
Oh, now what...
Meanwhile...
Hmm, opportunity knocks!

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