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by J_v_B
9-08-02
OMG CONFRONTATION
i em teh dickhed El_Cid
u r teh sux now u dy
all i want to du si worship teh JvB becuz he si teh god of us all
Oh, Well in that case....
?!?
LES DANCE!!!!

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
LEWK I HAF NEW TRIQ
oh feck i em hamared
LEWK AT MAH TRIQ
shaddap El_Cid i dun caer you idiot so suq mah diq
ur the boss
thas much bettar BUT DUN U BIET IT

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
hai i em El_Cid the bench
i em JvB teh squiral
I iem teh low IQ so they gave me a job to be bench ykonw
I dun caer
HEY WTF R U DOING
eat mah ass you homo

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
OUCH!
wat you do Flowers?
I try to hamar the wall but i em so stewpit i hamar myself
u r the tru idiot
I know plz help meh
HAHAHAHAHA.....no

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
hai Cid how r u?
oh i em teh gewd
wats taht?
i haf been audited... OH NO
you can lif in mah basement
wait no ive won a milion dollars....and PIE!!!!!

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
hey how r u babeh?
dun u coem onto meh Medyv i em not hewkar
oen day you wil go to hell fer taht
HAHAHAHAHA no way
whered everyone go??
Welcome

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
I 8 a gpod dam mes
hai Anti how r u?
I 8 a gpod dam mes
wat?
I 8 a gpod dam mes
ok so how r u El_Cid?

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
LEWK SI TEDDY
hai i em teddy
ya ok wat u want?
i liek to yell at ppl
and??
STEWPID FAEC!!!!
Anyone know who this guy is??

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
Visitor fer Cid
si cid here?
ya hold on. CID GET IN HERE
hai cid..
wat can i du for u?
u r so hawt
oh ffs im leaving

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
hai cid
hai
les haf secks
ok
I told you Cid
lemme fuq u
OMFG U R MAN!!!!!!!!!

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
finally place to sit and rest
NOE!!! U haf the stinky ass go away
OMG BENCH TLAKS!!!!
shaddap go sit on grass
fien u r teh rued bench neway

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
OMG LEWK SI KISS
no u idiot i em Serpahim
CAN I HAF YOUR AUTOGRAPH KISS
i told you i em Serpahim beeje
AHH I EM BURN
pwned

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
Lewk si Moniker
hai Moniker
how r u medyv
OMG SECRET REVEALED
Poeple say u r the spai
shit they r onto meh
OMG MEDYV DYD
OW
haha beeje i warn u

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
TEH CHALLENGE SI ON
hai bung les drag race
fien i smoek u
THEY R OF
3.....2......1.....GO!!!
BAI
Moniker si smokd
holy shit he si teh smokar

 

by J_v_B
9-08-02
Uh-oh Anita si bak
hi Anita
hmm........
!! idea
wat r u thinking about?
AHA IVE GOT IDEA
wat a crazy guy
ur crazy im leaving
kool

 

by J_v_B
9-09-02
lewk si El_Cid and Moniker
hai Moniker
hows it goin Cid?
wat si?
whats that?
i dunno but it going damn fast
figures its a T/A
Oh figures.... It's JvB in his Ultra Fast SECKSEH Trans Am

 

by J_v_B
9-09-02
Here they go again
standard si teh slang manual si teh proper
NOEP both proper
then why only called manual at dealership and on site EH??
WAS STANDARD now i manual
haha Moniker lose once again
u r idiot
i know.......

 

by J_v_B
1-01-03
ohh big news from Some0ne
i fuqd teh hot chiq last nite
that oen ovar there?
ya thats the one
that si man
just as i thought
well that explains the penis
im gonna be siq

 

by J_v_B
1-01-03
lewk is Takonic
hi bung
hi tako
you have a junkyard car
HEY WHATS THAT OVER THERE?
thas what happen when u talk bad about pwnmobile
AHHHHH
sucker

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
opp and medyv are having a secret discussion
hi medyv
opp I have some bad news
uh-oh bad news for opp
oh really?
im taking your co-owner status away
opp prevails
we'll see about that
ARGH

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
wat is box doing now?
yo JvB help us protest?
against what?
we want opp to get his co-owner back
whos stopping you?
JvB spring into action
medyv
I'll get the gun

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
oh god its HB
fuck you fucking bitch eurobeats pwn you
shut up half-baked youre an idiot ok
no you shut up i'm right eurobeats pwn u motherfucker
ok then...wait here a moment
finally HB is shut up
say goodnight bitch

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Death has arrived
I have come for your soul
well I'm kind of on my way to use the washroom so you'll have to wait
well go then
I can't go when people are watching
and what a foolish person he is
Well hurry it up I'm on a tight schedule
sucker

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
What happened to you?
I was mugged
By who?
YOU!!
oh ya........Well have a good day
At least give me my shoes back.

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Hello officer
What the hell are you doing?
I'm a street preformer trying to make an honest buck
And exactly how do you do that?
Well you see first I pull out my --
NEVERMIND, nevermind forget I asked.

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
I've done it!!!!! I have perfected time travel!!
Prove it. Lets go 30 years into the future.
Here we go
Whoa.
Christmas 1985
Well there's still a few bugs to work out
...

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
...
...
...
go on...
So I says to the waitress I says....
...

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
How would you remove a nail from your brain without dying?
Lemme think for a minute
Hmmm....I don't think you can
Oh great I'm gonna die in about 5 minutes then.
OH THE HORROR

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Avast ye matey, hand over all yer booty or face my wrath
Hmmm?
Hand it over or I'll cut ye to pieces
Oh god are you serious?
3rd time this week......

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
How can you sit there as poor girls like Chi here starve and die?
Please call today and adopt a child overseas. It only cost pennies a----- WTF is that?
So ends that annoying commercial once and for all

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Hey look there's Earth just ahead.
Oh yeah
Should we stop in and visit #32124-7
Nah, he seems to be doing fine
Finally what we all suspected is true
Yeah, Bush likes to work alone doesn't he?
most of the time.

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Rben makes his entrance to the wide world of JvB comiqs
Yo JvB
What's new Rben?
You'll never believe what I got to see, touch, smell, AND taste last night
oh god...
Rben: the tru alcoholic
PANTIES!!!!
Ever considered going to AA?

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Hey how's things?
not ba-- Oh My God!! Look at that piece of hot ass!!!
*Whistling*
I just came
Me too.....

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Hi Toaster
Guess what?
What?
To pass all of my classes this year I will be doing my homework at ungoldy hours in the morning, while jerking off to gay porn, possibly in the shower.
Bad mental Image!! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!!!!
hmm...no i dont think that will work too well

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
Y'know I've been thinking about that man who looked like a chick that i fucked.
Oh God
And y'know what?
Oh Jesus here it comes...
I actually kinda liked it
I really didn't need to know that...

 

by J_v_B
1-02-03
OH MY GOD!!! TERRORIST!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Hey!!!
HE'S GOT A BOMB RUN!!!!!
?
GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Well at least I can be first in line for those late Boxing Day sales

 

by J_v_B
2-03-03
Half-Baked Ecounters JvB
What happened?
Your crappy comics finally convinced the world that suicide WAS the answer
Were they really that bad?
If I wasn't a robot I would have hung myself too
I'm gonna go make another one
OH GOD PLEASE NO!!

 

by J_v_B
2-03-03
Hi JvB guess what?
What?
STREET RACERS NEED NO GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!
Do you have a license or a car?
............no........
THEN HOW WOULD YOU KNOW???

 

by J_v_B
2-03-03
Hi JvB guess what?
What?
STREET RACERS NEED NO GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!
Do you have a license or a car?
............no........
THEN HOW WOULD YOU KNOW???

 

by J_v_B
2-04-03
ono f hed Oli si ariev
F U JVB
wat? oh u r that idiot Oli
Chino saf the DAI!!
IN THE WEL WIF U WANANBE
gewd saf
ty

 

by J_v_B
2-04-03
.....
.....
.....
.....
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
I think its you

 

by J_v_B
2-04-03
Hey I showed that guy my boobs and he gave me $20
Wow lemme try!
uhh....
Hey sir look at these.....what the fuck is that? OMG OW DAMMIT YOU ASS I WANT MY CASH
didnt work
Hopless..simply hopeless

 

by J_v_B
2-04-03
Hey hows things?
Can't complain. You?
*puking sounds*
wtf?
I swear Tim Horton's is trying to poison me ever since I ate the Drive-Thru box
you puked on my shoe.....

 

by J_v_B
2-04-03
Finally....Did you get them?
Yes. Is this enough condoms?
perfect let me go get my friend and you can do us both
sweeeeeet
hey *cough* *gag* sexy
i...uh.....forgot the....uh......whipped cream.....brb

 

by J_v_B
2-05-03
uh oh that crazy nigger is hopped up again
You best watch yo'self nigga
me?
you goddamn right motha fucka I wil get my harcore thuggin niggas after you
um.....ok but you forgot one thing
ono pwned
GAH
LASER EYES!!!!

 

by J_v_B
2-05-03
ono moniker return
Hi bung
Hi moniker whats new?
Guess what.
What?
i knew it
this is how big my penis is
HA Just as I thought!!

 

by J_v_B
2-05-03
Commie enters the wide world of JvB comics
Hi commie hows it goin?
not bad.......I learned some words to live by
lay em on me.
Happiness is like peeing your pants... Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
Like you just did?
OH GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!!

 

by J_v_B
2-05-03
Oh god Dismal is drinking again
Dismal we need to talk
eh? *hic*
You need to quit drinking man...
The day I quit drinking is the *hic* day I die
Well that settles that......

 

by J_v_B
2-05-03
YOU BETTER NOT SKIP TODAY DISMAL!!!
fine I'll go
Bar's open Dismal
Finally I need a drink!
Dismal the sucker
hehe works every time

 

by J_v_B
2-05-03
OFFICER THANK GOD YOURE HERE
why?
I WAS MUGGED LIKE 2 HOURS AGO AND I JUST WOKE UP IN THIS TRASH CAN
.........you know this is loitering right?
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?
see you in court asshole

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