All comics by JackMehoffAllNight

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Good
Ey, you. British guy.
OH SHIT
Nice game face
Me, Osama Bin Laden, be thinkin, truce?
Hell no, Bitch.
Bad man! BAD MAN!
I give you two strings.
DEAL!

 

Hi! Welcome to McDonalds. What would you like?
Um, I don't you have what I want.
Oh, c'mon. Try me.
Um, Ok. I'll have a
What do you mean? CanIRapeYou is a Canadian delicacy!
I don't give a damn.

 

Hi! I'm Tara. Welcome to burger Bob's!
Hi.
Can I take your order?
Can I take yo number?
I didn't mean it,sir.
Don't make this any harder than it already is.

 

W-what are you doing with that gun?
What the fuck does it look like, bitch? I'm gonna kill you.
B-but I'm Paris Hilton! I don't know anything! I'm a frickin' hotel!
Then fix my carburetor.
Oh, I know what that is! It's a clothing store I go to!
Oh, dear God.

 

I am Bob.
I am Frank.
We have a mini-series. It is called THE CHRONICLES OF BOB.
I am Frank.
Would you shut up?!?!?
I am Fra....*rewind* tape over!

 

What's the deallio, yo?
What?
Catchin' on the homie G's?
What?
Stupid-ass deaf guy........
Get your ass back here!

 

Feed the needy
OK!
MORE!
*takes it and runs*
Get your ass over here with my money!
Never!

 

HEY, FAG! WATCH THIS SHOW OR I'LL HUMP YOU!
HE WILL.
WATCH THE SHOW OR I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE WILL
WATCH THE SHOW OR I'LL RUN AWAY!
OH, NO YOU WON'T.

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