Truce? by JackMehoffAllNight4-17-04 Good Ey, you. British guy. OH SHIT Nice game face Me, Osama Bin Laden, be thinkin, truce? Hell no, Bitch. Bad man! BAD MAN! I give you two strings. DEAL!
Can I Rape You? by JackMehoffAllNight4-17-04 Hi! Welcome to McDonalds. What would you like? Um, I don't you have what I want. Oh, c'mon. Try me. Um, Ok. I'll have a What do you mean? CanIRapeYou is a Canadian delicacy! I don't give a damn.
Can I Take Yo Number? by JackMehoffAllNight4-17-04 Hi! I'm Tara. Welcome to burger Bob's! Hi. Can I take your order? Can I take yo number? I didn't mean it,sir. Don't make this any harder than it already is.
Scenes from the Simple Life 2 by JackMehoffAllNight6-15-04 W-what are you doing with that gun? What the fuck does it look like, bitch? I'm gonna kill you. B-but I'm Paris Hilton! I don't know anything! I'm a frickin' hotel! Then fix my carburetor. Oh, I know what that is! It's a clothing store I go to! Oh, dear God.
THE CHRONICLES OF BOB SERIES PREMIERE by JackMehoffAllNight6-15-04 I am Bob. I am Frank. We have a mini-series. It is called THE CHRONICLES OF BOB. I am Frank. Would you shut up?!?!? I am Fra....*rewind* tape over!
THE CHRONICLES OF BOB: My Disability by JackMehoffAllNight6-15-04 What's the deallio, yo? What? Catchin' on the homie G's? What? Stupid-ass deaf guy........ Get your ass back here!
THE CHRONICLES OF BOB 3:DESPERATION by JackMehoffAllNight6-15-04 Feed the needy OK! MORE! *takes it and runs* Get your ass over here with my money! Never!
ADS FOR THE CHRONICLES OF BOB by JackMehoffAllNight6-15-04 HEY, FAG! WATCH THIS SHOW OR I'LL HUMP YOU! HE WILL. WATCH THE SHOW OR I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL WATCH THE SHOW OR I'LL RUN AWAY! OH, NO YOU WON'T.