The Sample Room by JackTripper5-15-08 Yours is an itch I cannot scratch. Why won't you love me...take the hammer... You cast me away like so much garbage.
Sample Room Pirate by JackTripper5-15-08 Yarrr ye wench! Prepare to have ye backside boarded and pillaged! I'm going to leave now...
Soleil Moon Copyroom by JackTripper5-15-08 I don't know why you brought me here to hand me a letter to read... "...I can't be with a man that won't dress up like Punky Brewster for me..."
It wasn't meant to do that by JackTripper5-15-08 I just don't understand why I have to keep putting things inside of me for your pleasure...I'm sure it won't fit...
Sample Room is so very smooth by JackTripper5-16-08 Skin is smooth...no hair...must shave legs...pants are a problem...body must be smooth...save my chin... DAMMIT MUSE, the bottle commands you to speak! It is time for your just rewards!
Sample Room Cleansing by JackTripper5-16-08 What is it I keep looking for in this Sample Room? Love? Carnal desire? Paper samples? Pens? Men with no pants? I just don't know any more... I'm here for my ten o'clock. of course you are...