All comics by Jakkt15

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
Location: Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Where an unsupecting worker hears a tale that will likely never be told again.
In the office section of the Factory is where it all began.
Hey Carl... whoa. What happened to you.
I don't want to talk about it.
Did your mom beat you again.
What! No! gosh that only happen once, and i said i didn't want to talk about it. But if you must know... I fell down the stairs, and got a little hurt. but its just a scratch.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
Oh and sorry about your mom your what 45 you should really get your own place.
Wait ...What no I fell.
Carl, I want you to tell me the real reason you look like this, leave nothing out. If you do you are fired.
Fine. It all started yesterday at the office party in the basement. With a clown named Doug.
I was talking to Doug the clown.
Hey Doug hows it going. Why are you moving around like that. Got ants in your pants. hahaha!
........................... That wasn't funny. thats why i make the jokes. Thats why i'm where a clown costume not you and thats why im going to put a curse on you. OOOO! hows that for funny.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
A scratch, dude your nose is broken you have a black eye and.... is that a knife wound.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! I fell that's it.
Wow I'd hate to meet his mom.
So bye!
Hey Carl.. the boss wants to see you.
Oh ok ill be right there.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
Thats right when things got weird.
Wait what.. come back. Well its a good thing i don't believe in curses.
good bye.
Hey did he say he put a curse on you?
Yea what a weirdo right.
Right... except i know a guy that said he was as fat as a house. He disappeared for 3 days and came back with a robotic wing surgically attached to his back.
Your joking right. Hey come back. Whatever.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
I'm so bored but i don't want to go home to mother.
Hey man theirs a portal in the storage room.
Portal to where... wait do u even work here.
Bye Bra.
"Sight" What portal? why'd i even come hear. What the..!

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
Wow whats going on!
welcome to the portal I'm bacon ill be your guide.
Where are we.
Where in a magical world of wonder and excitement.Follow me to my house before it starts raining cats and dogs.
his house is kind of creepy.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
nice house
thanks but what till you get inside.
Hey ..um what are those?
Oh there just my neigbhors. "HEY KEEP IT DOWN I HAVE COMPANY!" sorry there so rude sometimes.
So how do i go back.
its pretty hard you have to go throught the valley of misery.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
I'll do it.
Ok follow me
O my god. is this the place.
Don't start a strom in a teacup. We are not there yet
wow that was easy.
No this place is dangerous.oh no i gotta go ttheres the portal.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
Wait for me.
Halt
I said stop.
no way.
mean while back at the factory restroom
yes i made it.
Well well look what i've got i was just craving for bacon any way

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
oh NOOO!
O Yes. i have had bacon in a million years.
Noooo
GET, IN, MY, BELLY!!!
Mean while.
yes i made it

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
Hey bacon where are you?
If your looking for your friend you won't find him.
O my god. Who are you?
Hahaha! he sure was good. but big had to make him bite size.
You have ripped off the buttons of my anger.
wait i think your friend gave me indigestion so could you wait right here i'll be back.

 

by Jakkt15
2-02-12
yea...i'm going to go now
ooooh yea thats a biggy.
The next Day
O hey you
Didn't I tell you to wait. Now your really going to get it. im going to beat you till you look like mash potatoes
Present day.
So thats how if happen.
................Your fired.

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