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by JandC
8-19-03
So tell me Mr. Satan, how exactly does this war end? And what happens? How do you know?
You will be killed by your own men, the union will win, but lincoln will die, and I know because I"m a prophet! And I read the history books....
What does he know... Ha THE SOUTH WILL WIN THE WAR!
Damn I guess this means we do lose, god what stupid soldiers we have
Hey I think I hit someone!

 

by JandC
8-19-03
1865
The south will rise again!
Not if I have anythign to say about it!
1965
Those who oppose the south will die!
What ARE you talking about?
2065
The south will rise again!
I guess the south won't rise afterall.... Report to base, that the south will not rise again

 

by JandC
8-19-03
Mr President...
Yes, what is it Joe?
My names bob, and you have a message comming in on the screen
Sure thing Joe
And to think someone said we'd never have a president worse than bush
Well let's go!

 

by JandC
9-30-03
How are you gentlemen?
I'm fine thank you
All your states are belong to us
Nice, now I don't have to worry about that budget problem...
You have no chance to survive, make your time! hahaha
or that intern... sweet

 

by JandC
9-30-03
Hello I'm julie chen, poor mans connie chung reporting on the president!
Today a war was started by the south, and the union has been split once more, but don't worry everything is in the presidents able hands
oh yes his able hands! They are VERY able
Gill Binton.... oh god this country is so screwed.... wait did I say that on camera? Cut the camera cut the camera!
Lay off *****, he's my man, he'll only be screwing ME!

 

by JandC
2-29-04
Umm I'm with the northern Army...
I am with the southern army
I think we are supposed to kill each other
Can't we just go get a beer?
Okay
Great, cause I don't feel like dying today

 

by JandC
2-29-04
Welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?
Woah your hot, wanna go to my place? My adress is 1600 something... yeah, you'll notice it, it's the big white house
is this guy an idiot or what
I think she likes me
so would you like fries with that?
would I ever

 

by JandC
2-29-04
This Just in, the President has taken the rest of his 2 years in office off to date girls
That's right Jen
Some people say he's just doing this to take eyes off whats going on with the war
That's right Jen
In more important News, we are all going to die
Well that's no fun

 

by JandC
2-29-04
I don't think he's doing a very good job of running this country now that I think about it
I think he's still cute...
He should be more worried about Peace...
He was like totally a cool guy, but he like totally sucks
Well I didn't really Date him...
I should be running the country... No I'm not an ex girlfriend, but probably a soon to be ex-wife, unless he lets me run the country that is

 

by JandC
2-29-04
This isn't the lincoln bedroom... but it'll work
Hello mr president
That was fun
Sure was
I'm next!
Note to self: Stop accepting Micheal Jacksons Offers

 

by JandC
2-29-04
My fathers the president you know
Your father is a jerk.. but your pretty nice
Lets get it on!
Okay
Oh yeah now we're talking

 

by JandC
2-29-04
I'm going to kill you yankee!
I'll kill you first rebel!
Die!
Stupid gun Control!
don't blame me, I voted for Jefferson Davis XXI
But you killed my friend!

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