Brad's Canyon Encounter by Japes6-13-02 Brad wakes up in unfamilar surroundings, after last night's office party... What the hell's going on here? Where am I? Hey son, you new around here? Hey, where are my pants? I just woke up, and I'm lost! That's OK son, you won't be needing pants round these parts.. Jesus! Behind you!
Alex Enquires by Japes6-14-02 Alex enquires... Hey Chad, you wanna be my best friend? ? Oh man! Yeah, I guess. But you better not be gay!
Christmas present by Japes6-14-02 Christmas is fast approaching... OK, we need these presents ready for Xmas. Can you handle a stressful workload? (Tick.. Tick..) Sure, boss! But, I've got one major concern. Yes? (Tick.. Tick.. Tick..) What address do I deliver this bomb to?
Unwelcome Visitor by Japes6-15-02 An unwelcome visitor comes-a-knocking... Yes. How can I help? Hi! I'm collecting for the fund for one-legged tramps. Could you spare some change? No. You're just a figment of my over-active imagination. ..?
What's The Time? by Japes6-16-02 Stan needs to know the time. What's the time? It's time to get ill! If at first you don't succeed... What's the time? It's time to get ill! Give up. Fuck you, asshole! Hey man, got the time?
Life's A Drag by Japes6-16-02 Life's a drag... Give us a drag! Bollocks, mate! I'm not having you sucking on my head! Oh go on! Just a quick one. I won't bite, I promise! OK then! But just a quickie. And then you die... Arggghhh!!!!! Hahaha!! That'll teach the fluffy twat!
Beats me! by Japes6-16-02 Got Mow Mow? Got any Mow Mow? What's that, then? I dunno. I just need some, and quick! I could tell you where you could get some.. But then you'd have to kill me, right? You're not wrong, shit-face.